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Born to Run
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Hopefully his place has a Lanai and not a ledge before life gives him cynicism.A message exchange with the boy today. Salty, and funny.-
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Sweet Summer ChildThis is silly and entirely dependent on context. We're the biggest brand in cfb. We aren't getting left out of the CFP with 1 loss.-
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Is Saban a Skoal brother, was that a bit of long cut on his face?
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Do you life in Sinton by chance and enjoy focusness?I’ve said it in other threads, put Milroe in more of an RPO, and let him use his legs! Glad we didn’t face him “properly” last week!
Hook’em!!!-
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BallgameBama is an 8 win team, jfc yall. -
From the window, to the wall! -
Yard is so moist, since it's that kinda party, imma stick my dick in the flower bed.
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Yet you participate in society!Laws don't work, why have laws?-
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Finger- Banging, Popping, Blasting.
Stroking the fur lined canoe.-
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Easy now, that's not cho cheeze-
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Cumbrellas.The body language experts say blinking is a sign of lying. Check out the blinks on ol Krusti there. -
Thank you. Any real world experience on availability at IM?
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No, they are on the same side of her body as her face.The bolt ons are her only redeeming quality.
An argument could be made for Dat ass, maybe. -
Sorry; 16 year old. If he was 18 they could all pile in an Uber, or better yet figure out themselves.Uber/Lyft. -
My teenager and a bunch of his buddies are going tomorrow. Any suggestions on parking? Intramural fields and shuttle? Is that still a thing?.
I always park at my homie's condo and walk, but they will be in multiple vehicles. -
This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.
She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.
Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.
Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.
Which can be a fun time and all fine and well as long as you know what you are getting into. Sex at the expense of minor embarrassment in public.
Imagine if you made said stripper a congresswoman within a political movement that is solely based on being an uncouth asshole to everyone that has less power than you. That's her whole ethos. Being a piece of shit and making a scene deliberately. That's not so fun. Evil shenanigans.
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It's refreshing to see a politician fucking her constituents instead of just fucking over her constituents.
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That picture screams "we are all never getting laid!"and of course he was shooting doves with Kyle Rittenhouse.
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The party that indoctrinates children is worried that drag shows will groom children to be gay or trans. Projection.
Also it's an "other" group to focus rage on while the billionaires hoard the cookies.-
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She vapes in public places just like we do!
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Cast Lyndsey Lohan and she can write and direct all the nasty scenes from memory of her time with the Saudis.See, this is my million dollar idea....."Hallmark After Dark."
You watch the regular Hallmark Movie, where cute busy NY gal ends up in Christmas Falls, and ends up falling for the local handyman or some shit. They kiss, the movie ends. Then...."Hallmark After Dark" begins with "Christmas Falls Part II: the Holiday Whore." This movie focuses on the freaky sex the new couple has, including some shocking moves the gal picked up in NY that really surprise the handyman....but he quickly gets into it, and deploys some creative ideas of his own....
We would OWN the "Fifty Shades of Gray" demographic. We would OWN THEM.-
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It's all good, San Dimas played Thursday.Why do you hate high school football?-
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Pussy is undefeated?
During football season? Dafuq is the matter with you?
We are having our wedding reception in the Bay Area on Saturday (we eloped in June). Then watching the game after the party with friends. Big TV set up outside and it will be in the low 70s. I'll take it, not sure if my liver survives.-
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More like Thots and Prayers.thoughts and prayers
More like Thots and Prayers.thoughts and prayers
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Probably important to get in front of domestic political narratives if you care about Ukraine winning and being afforded continued support by the US should things here. Weigh that carefully with other issues you may value like Drag shows...