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Born to Run

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  1. Least Vizla looking Vizla ever; but still a good boy/girl. Hoping you got some candles from Chad Briscoe given the relative proximity of Dumas and Pampa. Geographical oddities really.
  2. I had a troubled hound rescue. Showed up dumped with a broken leg, ate everything, hated men beside me, didn't trust me I made the hard decision to work with a rescue group drop about 3k on training and found her a good home in CO on 40 acres. Wasn't the dogs fault she was born, I'll bred, abused and untrained. If we collectively create a troubled animal we should make it right without murder. Can you milk her, Fauker?
  3. The DNA test is interesting. Mine is a snuggly cocktail of 20 different species including 18% pit, but also Staffy, Pug, Shitzu, Jack Russell, etc. American AF
  4. Mr Charles isn't dumb. He learned, sit, stay, laydown, rollover, shake (both hands), high five in about 5 hours. I know I know 2 hrs is the typical Republican attention span before resorting to murderous violence if you don't get your way.
  5. Nice looking pups. This guy was roaming around for weeks before someone could capture him. Very traumatized at first when we fostered (and failed at fostering), ate furniture, shoes, clothes, hats etc. Probably $1000 in damage. Deserved a blasting? Hell No! Now he knows dozens of commands and is a good boy.
  6. Yacko and Wacko. Hat tip.
  7. You should mix in the aesthetically pleasing "yinz".
  8. I can see Mansfield out my window. That release flood was crazy; fucked up some boat houses on the upper end of the lake. A few nice boats got pinned and totalled on the Steiner side. The CFS were insane. We had a standing wave nearly a mile downstream, but there wasn't an approachable eddy, so no one surfed it. If you fell in; it was going to he a ride. At least up 10 above normal stage' close to the dam. At the dam it looked like death on a stick. So violent; so much water.
  9. You fucking asshole. No offense
  10. Good call, and a lot of libraries offer sharing/ reciprocal memberships. I was able to get Austin access for my son Via Lakeway. Allowed us to do Homework all over between soccer games and practice. Libraries get a bad rap, I use one about once a week to knock out work between meetings. it's not all overdoses and grooming. I mean come for grooming, but stay for the strong wifi, cold ac, and quiet.
  11. I can appreciate that then, carry on. At least the fucking with bad actors as a maybe healthy buzz. Golf is too much of a time suck for a lot of family men. You are a high motor odd cat to say the least. Take care of yourself and don't let one additional issue morph into others. Motion is lotion, so keep on keeping on. I like Black Swan when I'm in town for yoga, and if you need yoga pants ladies as a motivator that's ground zero, but honestly it's just a great community despite being affiliated with Joe Rogan. My local studio didn't survive the pandemic and my health has been materially suboptimal since- just everything isn't quite as smooth. Home yoga isn't the same. We absolutely have fly fishing here that's a good primer to even better waters and fun. Biking scene is better than ever especially on trail gravel bike stuff if your inexperienced; mountain bike scene is insane with trails everywhere all levels. Hiking season is about to come to a crashing hault - get it while it's (not) hot. And try not to shoot any animals in the parking lot.
  12. Add one of those old school squeeling rubber chickens to the cart?
  13. My grandmother had to drown a litter of kittens as a kid, never owned another cat or dog- just chickens. She wasn't proud of it, even though she wasn't a pet person. We only found out when I interviewed her as part of my undergrad thesis project. This is so much different and in a much different age than depression era 30s in Texas. I have had to shoot an insanely rabid feral cat on my parents farm. You don't want no part of that brother, believe me. The rest of the cats were trapped and neutered, one was chill enough to adopt out. But that fucker had to go and it wasn't chill at all. Shooting problematic squirrels is a big ol meh for me. Don't be cruel and have a clean kill. Better death than rat poisoning. All that said I've dumped 6k to foster, train and rehome one abused dog; I've fostered many.
  14. Serous question, and not throwing stones, but have you ever considered getting a few hobbies? Golf, fly fishing, painting, writing, eating mushrooms and doing yoga, or helping the homeless*? *This would expand your hard drug contacts for when 45 kicks
  15. Serous question, and not throwing stones, but have you ever considered getting a few hobbies? Golf, fly fishing, painting, writing, eating mushrooms and doing yoga, or helping the homeless*? *This would expand your hard drug contacts for when 45 kicks
  16. Dang it, I've done many a depraved act, but I missed this one somehow. /Makes Notes/. Although I prefer to finish via coitus. Welcome to the CR Horny thread.
  17. Hoes be tripping, my homie had a nice exit on his business and is basically retired. Invited me to a concert that he had extra tickets for after another couple bailed. I was only marginally interested to begin with, but decided to go. I bought all his drinks to thank him, which was a lot of dough as they can drink. He sent me a venmo request to pay for the fucking tickets. Assholes. But Keep yo money player.
  18. Not much of a gap; you'd still eat shit. -old ass mountain biker.
  19. I'm 47 and not taking your anti-boner pills kind sir. Just because I play for the wrong team, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a classy pictorial from our hallowed halls of Congress ( a bipartisan lesbian photo pre-congress session amirite)
  20. 4 or 5 fml, I've always pissed offed our African American maidens by touching their hair inappropriately, so im out if given a choice. .
  21. Smart person turns out to be fucking stupid. As a decades long fucking stupid ass poster I'm now on par with stupid people; advantage me.
  22. And mocked dear leader, whom we are all mysteriously beholden to.
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