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Born to Run

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  1. I suspect they suck at Checkers as well, and Candyland. Probably flip the board over with Monopoly.
  2. True, but you can watch as they shoot themselves in the dick and bring down the Global economy along with their penile removed selves. Good times.
  3. Now gosh darnit guys, you need some decorum. A President's children should be off limits; until they take a lot of drugs and get on television; then fire away.
  4. My painter is legit, as are his entire crew as far as I know. They'd usually have a bunch of new helpers that likely were not legal, doing shit like clean up and taping off. Those guys are gone, I have a 2 month waiting list on paint, my personal house has been differing maintenance for 5 years because all my crews are booked and can't find labor. So you've got painter's with decades of experience earning $30 to tape off floors. Yeah shits going to be expensive. I all started when that plane crashed in Los Gatos Canyon.
  5. Dat new Spirit flight from Lisbon to Crowley is gonna come in handy! I won't be able to bring any Boudain back with them crazy baggage fees tho.
  6. Dude, can I stay in your gardener's shed? I'll tend your garden and promise not to fuck your wife.
  7. It's crazy all the career ending shit that Trump just stumbles through and it's considered NBD. Gary Hart, Howard Dean, Al Fraken, comedian, with an I'll advised tittie honk. Toast; career over. Trump- polls improve . Nutso.
  8. That's a script for Icono boner pills Doc.
  9. Say what you will about the tenets of excessive border hysteria, but at least it's an ethos.
  10. You surf brah?
  11. Turn a close shave into a woohoo.
  12. Turns out you can Jam your dick in Jelly's ass.
  13. Are you new to this timeline. They could schedule a debate, cater to Trump's every demand and he would still flake out, blame Biden and lie about it. Trump can lie about anything, no matter how trivial. He's a relentless machine like Rosie in Point Break "its like a gift".
  14. Hypothetically either guy could really develop dementia in the next 4 years. I'm going with the guy that has a smart loving wife that actually cares about him, and a competent team of professionals. As opposed to the grift squad, my pillow guy and whatever freaks are left in Trumpco that are unencumbered with a huge knife in their back. Again, who is left to work with this ghoul?
  15. By not voting, you are making a choice. Getty Lee/ shivers/ said something about that. "Well I sat out elections when Hitler was consolidating power". I'm a dense mofo, but wake up my man.
  16. Wtf did Tapa do here?
  17. fify
  18. That would be instantly disqualifying of any other candidate. Even Richard Milhouse Nixon knew that value of pretending to be normal about having a family pet, even if he crimed that up too. It was one of the few acts to assuage concerns that he wasn't a reptilian freak. Just like Ted Cruz was smart enough not to leave his dog alone in danger on the Cancun trip during the freeze. He left it with the other dogs, in his freezer.
  19. Trump VP imo, "she shot that dog like a dog." Trump hates animals. Trump hates America. Trump hates most Americans including his supporters.
  20. Ah yes; allow a narcissist with a clown show of grifting freaks that much plead fealty to Trump to seize control again: vs an old guy with an extremely qualified staff and cabinet that clearly care about issues besides themselves. Clown
  21. I've gotten to where I can tie the FG while waiting, I use the method where you hold the line in your teeth under tension from the rod tip.
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