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Born to Run

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  1. He checked his email after surfing Icanhazcheeseburger
  2. It's the comedy stylings of a middle school bully that never got his comeuppance yet became an "adult." "gay" "you do oral sex; oral sex is gross.'
  3. To me, deviled eggs are like oysters- to be eaten all at once and not added to other shit. You want a po boy with raw oysters? Fuck no. Deviled eggs good, egg salad sandwiches are marginal at best. Added with other shit - gross. Want some avocado too on that clusterfuck? In the words of Offspring -keep em seperated.
  4. That's not the simulation, thats a regular door dash delivery that got in one of the many wrecks we enjoy here daily in West Austin and a T cloud Office Favorite crashed into a Sonic plain hot dog.
  5. Hanging out with horny girls. If I had a nickel, for every time they ate each other out, I'd have about 85 cents.
  6. Get annual service, they have a great app that tracks maintenence, any code errors that may develop- it will test run the unit montly and send you a report, if you bother to commission the unit and keep it linked to your phone. All my clients so far have been happy. I've had excellent experiences with Generac, my only bias is my electrician is a certified dealer, but it's not really even a side gig for me; although we do install plenty of them both through him and other dealers.
  7. *Ave And I've been gone a minute- ie a decade
  8. Anyone else I'd offer to send a tech over; but my guys in Houston are busy dealing with other issues for non psychos; all the generators I've installed are all working great or not needed- roughly 5 of 12 installations are still on generator and maybe 8 of 12 used the generator for at least 2 hrs. Goof, heights; Pearland, West end Galvatraz, Rice Military, memorial. All Generac. All good so far.
  9. Cheap handjobs in the parking lot, but that's every first of the month.
  10. He had to get the papers, get the papers.
  11. I feel like any woman in a Dokken shirt and 90s sweat pants is going to be in her 50s; but would still get it.
  12. This. He's either a moron or an unfunny bit.
  13. All 3000 of em never leave; they have been lucky. Roads flood and recede. Harvey's original track might have reduced that population by a few folks for sure. Random aside but one of the Ladies at Speedy Stop was an old lady when it was Alvin's and I was going in there barefoot when I was kid. I'm old af now late 40s, she must be some wizard.
  14. 1 firearm and a couple cases of booze to trade for food.
  15. With those winnings, Nikita will never know, anything about my home.
  16. This sucks ass. I'm going to have haul ass to Calhoun county in the morning to help storm prep. Won't get decent surf in. We won't get rain in Austin and my fishing trip late next week will ne fucked. Hope my boat is okay.
  17. Weird Flex. However I am of the age where I have a have a friend that has an entire safe full of ammo plus an entire safe full of guns. This friend has boxes upon boxes of rounds for guns he doesn't even own that he inherited from various uncles. And a shitload of guns.
  18. Also the nerdy Hillary drown you with Stats approach is insane vs Trump, even worse when you consider media and political realities these days, even worse when its Biden period. And CNN isn't an ally. People should be fired over this. Clown show vs axis of evil and brilliant minds like icono.
  19. When he no longer hires competent staff and stops delegating to that staff and starts running the country like a Facist state. Or Insert your religion here religious state. I'm sure your equally uncool with Catholic rule as you are with Muslim rule.
  20. The Grail doesn't work beyond the great seal.
  21. Yes enjoy Liberia and wave to the lighter brown people getting deported en masse Via project 2025. And wave to Icono in that line because all his heros don't realize that Persian is still considered brown by his heros. Might see you as well gtfo this ledge.
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