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Born to Run

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  1. Seriously wtf, can I have it back?
  2. My concern is, the next wave of terrorism will be modified from the Ukraine theater. Thousands of rockets, missles, and cheap dones all at once overwhelming defense systems. War has changed for now.
  3. Man your suckage knows no bounds. Ignore initiate. Again. Why are you here? The Yankees suck.
  4. Due process of law isn't really working even in America either.
  5. I live in west Austin is it worth driving further west?
  6. Eating ass is the current nomenclature for tossing salad which was the preferred term in the 90s for anallingus. Or eating bootyhole in the parlance of our time. Good combo with flicking of the bean after a little nasty butthole time. Avoid eating ass if there is TP crumbs in said butthole. Side affects may include angry dolphin induced paralysis. Spinal.
  7. Yet here we are, 3 years later with zero additional guardrails installed and nothing done to prevent the same insurrection group from doing it again for a wanna be king. The framers would have hashed something out whilst drunk, with quills. Or more likely just convicted and executed fat boy post haste.
  8. I drank beer at Shortys in Port A with a flat earther. Played bass in some band and lived in Palacious, probably with his mother. I leaned into for the lulz and asked questions. He bragged about who he played with, BB King etc, offered CIA contacts in Jaco CR should I need Anything. Then got into Alex Jones shit, then flat earth stuff. My Favorite thing, was he suggested I take a level on my next plane ride, so i could see that the bubble on the level never moves. Dramatic pause/ "The Earth is flat". The logical disconnect was fascinating. Even if the Earth is flat you can see planes climbing and going up at an angle. It was the smoothest brain argument I've ever heard. And he couldn't wait to share his own research with anyone. That's the core of it. Low IQ losers wanting to have something special about themselves, even if it's insane bullshit.
  9. Can you imagine the ghouls around trump if he's reelected. All the reasonably sane people have been stabbed in the back or are going to jail. The cabinet in Idiocracy would look like a brain trust in comparison. I'd think Javanka would lay low, so you've got Kanye, Kid Rock, his sons, and some third string Maga grifters. Maybe Sec of State Butina.
  10. He's nearly dead? Keep him away from people that like MLT sandwiches.
  11. I'm worried I'll go home and tear down my fence.
  12. I'm sure you can find a special someone to recreate your missed opportunities. There is someone for everyone.
  13. I say UT everywhere in domestically. University of Texas abroad. I wrote checks for tuition to The University of Texas at Austin in the 90s. $1500 was an excellent deal.
  14. Low Energy Jeb energy. Someone needs to get gramps a fake office.
  15. I went to Popeyes once and they were out of chicken. All types. And fish and shrimp. After 10 minutes I deduced they had rolls and sides. But not beans and rice. Just close shop bro.
  16. If the Founding Father's wanted the FAA they would have put it in the constitution!
  17. Him and Beto can go drive around and try to talk all NPR to rural Texans that want WWE.
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