Everything posted by Born to Run
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Hoes be tripping, my homie had a nice exit on his business and is basically retired. Invited me to a concert that he had extra tickets for after another couple bailed. I was only marginally interested to begin with, but decided to go. I bought all his drinks to thank him, which was a lot of dough as they can drink. He sent me a venmo request to pay for the fucking tickets. Assholes. But Keep yo money player.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Not much of a gap; you'd still eat shit. -old ass mountain biker.
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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
I'm 47 and not taking your anti-boner pills kind sir. Just because I play for the wrong team, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a classy pictorial from our hallowed halls of Congress ( a bipartisan lesbian photo pre-congress session amirite)
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They had some young kid play drums when they played Cottonwood in Houston. He was fantastic.
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This song is for my mother
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
4 or 5 fml, I've always pissed offed our African American maidens by touching their hair inappropriately, so im out if given a choice. .
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Emmanuel Acho (CR)
Smart person turns out to be fucking stupid. As a decades long fucking stupid ass poster I'm now on par with stupid people; advantage me.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
And mocked dear leader, whom we are all mysteriously beholden to.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
I suspect they suck at Checkers as well, and Candyland. Probably flip the board over with Monopoly.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
True, but you can watch as they shoot themselves in the dick and bring down the Global economy along with their penile removed selves. Good times.
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Now gosh darnit guys, you need some decorum. A President's children should be off limits; until they take a lot of drugs and get on television; then fire away.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
My painter is legit, as are his entire crew as far as I know. They'd usually have a bunch of new helpers that likely were not legal, doing shit like clean up and taping off. Those guys are gone, I have a 2 month waiting list on paint, my personal house has been differing maintenance for 5 years because all my crews are booked and can't find labor. So you've got painter's with decades of experience earning $30 to tape off floors. Yeah shits going to be expensive. I all started when that plane crashed in Los Gatos Canyon.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Dat new Spirit flight from Lisbon to Crowley is gonna come in handy! I won't be able to bring any Boudain back with them crazy baggage fees tho.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Dude, can I stay in your gardener's shed? I'll tend your garden and promise not to fuck your wife.
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It's crazy all the career ending shit that Trump just stumbles through and it's considered NBD. Gary Hart, Howard Dean, Al Fraken, comedian, with an I'll advised tittie honk. Toast; career over. Trump- polls improve . Nutso.
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I'll take things that Trump has in short supply for $500 Alex. Also I paid your Mother in cash last night Trebek!
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
That's a script for Icono boner pills Doc.
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
Say what you will about the tenets of excessive border hysteria, but at least it's an ethos.
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
You surf brah?
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Why Can't I Quit You, Austin?
Turn a close shave into a woohoo.
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The jelly at this restaurant is a bit nutty
Turns out you can Jam your dick in Jelly's ass.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Are you new to this timeline. They could schedule a debate, cater to Trump's every demand and he would still flake out, blame Biden and lie about it. Trump can lie about anything, no matter how trivial. He's a relentless machine like Rosie in Point Break "its like a gift".
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Hypothetically either guy could really develop dementia in the next 4 years. I'm going with the guy that has a smart loving wife that actually cares about him, and a competent team of professionals. As opposed to the grift squad, my pillow guy and whatever freaks are left in Trumpco that are unencumbered with a huge knife in their back. Again, who is left to work with this ghoul?
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Mark Cuban takes notes gif.