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Born to Run
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You should actually go to a yoga class and worship at the shrine of the holy butthole. it's a scene. Just lots of proud vag and butthole parading around; or galvalanting as my grandmother called it.Hey, don't judge! They also go to the HEB and Trader Joe's in my neighborhood. There actually are gyms and yoga studios right across the parking lot from both of those grocery stores and to be fair, I think at least a few of them actually come from exercising/doing yoga. Not that I'm keeping track (narrator: he was), but I make it a point to do shopping at one of those stores mid-day when I know classes are getting out /csb. I mean, it's insane. It's like an ass-competition in there. The two targets near us aren't that well-stocked with MILF's thought, must be a supply chain issue.
I think of that scene in "Godfather II" where Hyman Roth tells Michael about Mo Greene. How he invented Las Vegas and there's no sign or plaque in his honor anywhere in the city, not even a street named after him. And I realize, I don't know to thank for yoga pants, but there should be a shrine built to him.
Same on the Surf scene, you're just trying to duck dive and a butthole winks at you.
Dawning of the age of butthole action imo.
Me personally, I miss low rise jeans. no need to go full full butthole ladies, but do you. Can't judge or control-
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It's a direct number for sure....^ how else are you supposed to talk to god? -
Hauling a 300 lb behemoth up 3 flights was the real struggle. " But it's a 38" bro!"Getting the piss shocked out of me by touching the tv was far worse than the monsters.-
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Fished the Guad this Am. Landed about 10-15 myself., all 14-20, fat and healthy. Caught most on dries, they were hitting all dries, but maybe most on hoppers, a few on droppers too. There is a sucker spawn so a few on eggs, stone flys, pheaseant tail, RS2 20 etc.
Although to be fair at 40 cfs almost all flies are a wet fly if even half of it is wet. Need rain bad. I've never seen the guad so puny. 80 fish all in 2' of water is something.-
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Fuck yeah, my favorite. Pepsi can suck it.Absolutely not. These are great-
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It would be bad.I really wonder who will die first, him or dotard. If they both died on the same day I'm pretty sure [mention=7397]YGIFS[/mention] would succumb to total protonic reversal. -
They work nights so they can crime during the day.I dunno, seems like fake news. How could they find the time to work, what with all the raping and criming and drug smuggling they do?-
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Thanks for the sidewalks in West Campus.Sorry I’m retarded. -
Sup Simple Jack.Call me Simple Jack but why is there such a profession as Golf Course Designer or Race Track Designer?
Theres no platonic geometric configuration of a golf course or a race track thats so complex its unsolvable by a normal person.
The fact that one course or hole or curve is easy or difficult or smooth or technical is all part of its essence. Variety is its very nature and we dont have consensus on one that is optimal.
If a 5 year old draws a bunch of right-angles…hey thats Long Beach street course. If he draws an oval thats a world famous nascar track.
So why would we need a “designer” to make one?
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Literally.Like TLDR-
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They don't do shit but make me laugh. Cold rain and wind right in your face with zero protection. Zero fans behind for them to halt thrown beverages. Just good old Lakeway cheese.I would have gladly taken the shelters! My schools' soccer team sucked, but we had an italian coach and an English Headmaster. Every game was a beating both on and off thefieldpitch.
Our coach in High School had a Soccer For Dummies book in his office; dumb enough to not hide it, even dumber when he tried to coach us in game. "No we aren't subbing right now sir."
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That's an excellent job of bringing a Surly tangent back around to the topic at hand. Trump has all those traits in spades and really has distilled the GOP brand down to its purest form.Why, indeed it was. The Brits tossed it aside around the time anything associated with the US, (read Reagan,) was considered ill-bred, oafish, and uncultured.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_(word)#:~:text=The term was in use,erroneously seen as an Americanism. -
The Vette gets em wet.Drives his Vette, shags Jill.-
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Nice kits, the finest boots, matching rucksacks.Are we Yanks calling soccer fields pitches now?
No doubt your kids were wearing nice kits whilst at their football matches.
Parents rocking scarfs.
Lake Travis even has those bubble shelters on the bench so little Okayden feels like a pro. (All the fans are on the other side of the stadium so it's not player protection, just cheesey.-
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Academy sucks ass and never has anything I need. I leave disappointed 100% of the time. Fishing stuff? Nope. Kids soccer cleats? nope. Camping gear? nope."Academy is stink bait for men." An observation by Frau Meister earlier today. Spot on, if you ask me.-
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Crimson Jihad has come a long way with their videography team.
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Babreaham Lincoln?She’s magically babe-liscious-
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She can hand it over; then slob his tiny knob; because 40% of the country is just bending over to take it in the ass from this basic ass piece of shit.
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Slocum's razor. There are only so many people willing to work for him that haven't gotten thrown under the bus.Between the Manafort thing and some other stuff involving people extremely loyal to Trump, I take it as a sign that Trump is trying to 100% control the national convention and prevent any Never-Trumpers from appearing or trying to disrupt things, as well as making sure that all delegates are Trump supporters.
I think he's got some fear that a not-insignificant number are against him.
Can you imagine the cast of ghouls in his next administration?
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Well, she did say she would rather be hot than smart. She's an old man 8, and an intellectual 3- at least she's playing to her strengths. And with the right audience. Republicans are typically a pretty unattractive group. All apologies to our friends along the Brazos River Valley.Bitch out there sounding like Miss teen South Carolina “I personally believe that witch hunt such as the Saudi Arabia and Russia…and the demise of our country like the politically motivated…”-
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