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Born to Run

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  1. A cool feature is, much like a stainless steel refrigerator, any contact with oil from your skin will leave a print that is super easy to see after a few days in the elements. Now you can go with a hook em or a middle finger on the tailgate or frunk if you want to be boring. I prefer to whip out my cock and balls and leave a nice still life arrangement of cock and balls prints. It's like the joy of painting, but with your junk. Only happy accidents.* *Unless that frunk pinches off your johnson.
  2. Counterpoint: they thrive on outrage at Dem potus wearing tan suits, having completely open borders, having sex to someone they didn't marry etc. It's not as easy to spin their guy doing any of that.
  3. He spends 20 minutes on a topic that should require 20 seconds.
  4. Bit uncouth showing a lady your snake, maign.
  5. Little Newt had a rough adolescence and wasn't the same after Gus died.
  6. Aside from my wife, everyone I know that has moved here from California is conservative af.
  7. Least you don't have do- do Tijuana river water- beaches closed from Tijuana to Coranado. Surf looked nice at Imperial beach but fuck that; was too much close out for me at OB and we got done visiting friends too late in Encinitas for me to paddle out. San Diego has amazing weather; beaches are weird...
  8. Prolly saving thousands on child support.
  9. My red ass Aggie Physics teacher put spearmint oil in a condom and inflated it to "prove" that condoms were not impervious. I also had sex with one of my classmates that summer with a condom and she didn't get pregnant. She did later graduate UT and got fat. CSB
  10. Bump Thanks in advance on recs. Surf looks small but doable.
  11. Wildfires, like rapes, are completely unavoidable. Might as well sit back and enjoy it.
  12. Except a lot of Mexicans look down on Central Americans. A lot of Northern Mexicans are racist towards Southern Mexicans. Also a lot of Hispanics in Texas like Ranch culture and shooting guns on the weekend. One of my painters fits this perfectly, and he's a legitimate moron. I had to tell him to stop wearing Trump shit as some clients don't care for it. Just a happy idiot.
  13. Dressed like a Magatard in bugtussle in Bidens grill Yep
  14. Not the fucking Eagles man!!!
  15. Looks like she could repair a 67 Camaro and out ski your ass maybe.
  16. Yes they are; thier vote holds the same value as yours. Ergo everything is fucked.
  17. He just sounds nasty.
  18. Whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine!
  19. No bird rubs?
  20. Fucking Papist!
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