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Born to Run

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  1. Erroneous! Kaitlyn and Okaydyn don't wakeboard anymore; they Wakesurf. Because wakeboarding hurts.
  2. She can shit in my Home Dipo bucket anytime.
  3. How's it going fellas? WEEK 2 OUT: Cool 70 this am when I went for a swim in 60 degree local waters. Surf the AM; mountain bike the PM. Surf is flat this week; so mountain biking, fishing and snorkeling. Two more weeks away from Satan's butthole hot ass Texas. Best summer ever.
  4. Depends on where you are at. Hit a Resort town, yoga studio, or surf lineup and the % of hotness is much higher than a Walmart or Oklahoma or rural Texas
  5. Dead and Co the last two nights was pretty sweet on the floor in the city where it All started. Not Fade Away indeed. Hope a couple of you fuckers made it.
  6. Those 7 dudes that call in to the" blitz" are going to lose whatever is left of thier minds.
  7. And they don't like to get up esrly, but they have to so they do it slowly.
  8. Everybody in Texas knows that aunt, gramm oe nana, or nono or nanu nanu that smoked like a chimney and drank a bit and made it to 95. it's never the fellas tho, unless they are model citizens and exercise but not too much dang it
  9. Pavanmuktasana does indeed work.
  10. Maybe, but them titties still together.
  11. The world needs ditch diggers too Mikey.
  12. I find not owning a suit to be insane, and I wear shorts and a t shirt most days to work. Weddings, Funerals, and wearing a suit occasionally on Date night gets her panties moist. Yall showing up to funerals in crocs and cargo shorts?
  13. I think denfrenastration would be a perfect solution.
  14. Sincere thanks for all the info and time you put in this post. Going to shop around with this guidance.
  15. Erroneous! When Uncle Ray Ray blows his other thumb off or sets the yard on fire we will all be laughing.
  16. I think the point was to speculate on the veracity of this being an unplanned surprise action and cast doubt on that Russian narrative. On the other hand if it was planned it probably would have went worse based on Russian logistics. So ? Drunk, corrupt enemy with a shit load of semi operational weapons is hard to read.
  17. That too. I may have done donuts around a potlicker a time or too when I was younger. Now I fish weekdays.
  18. Thats looks like a scene from my duck blind when the boys clip a bunch of Red Heads or Bluebills and are ready to do something else. Just smoked em off the water with everything just in case.
  19. I was rooting for Ted Cruz after he ate my first born, pretty hard for obvious reasons, but this freak is a close second.
  20. Stop fucking that chicken. Or start a Slacks wants to keep fucking this Trump Audio Tape that is a bit part of all his admitted crimes chicken thread. Maybe workshop the title though.
  21. Yes, my crazy ex learned that in "therapy." "I feel like I hate your guts; I feel like I'm entitled to not half, but all your shit, I feel like I should get full custody and alimony." it wasn't very effective for her, but we should give dotard a chance here to hone this new measured speach craft. "I feel like I should be allowed to commit murder, rape and treason as often as I want". It just might bring decorum to acceptable levels.
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