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Buffsoldier

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  1. How blind was your mom that she missed your ass and hit your calves???
  2. "Elliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream?"
  3. I always assumed that, since Cortez was a Cuban Intel officer, he convinced Escobedo to capture them in order to wring information out of them, in order to extort whoever he could. To an Intel guy, info is more valuable than blow.
  4. LIFE IS PAIN, HIGHNESS. Anyone who says differently is selling something. The goddamn Germans got nuthin' to DO WITH IT!!! Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy.
  5. I read these last night. And now I seriously can't get this image of you two out of my head.
  6. If she's getting a PhD., she should change her name to Pepper.
  7. Your jokes are wearing thin around here. Like you're starved for attention.
  8. I remember watching a game with my Dad one day when he celebrated a tackle with a yell. Face looked a little like this. Scared my 6 year old ass so bad I moved back from the TV without being told for once. Meanest looking motherfucker in the NFL.
  9. Curt Warner. No, the other one. Jack M'fuckin' Lambert.
  10. Circular Error Probability Zero. Impact with high order detonation. Have a nice day.
  11. Subtweets? One of those looks like a subwoofer.
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