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    DP
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    Damn that's a wide spread on gas prices.
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    Countryisms

    Buffsoldier replied to Buzzrock's topic in Lulz

    Not quite a countryism, but the difference between a countryism and an Armyism is pretty slim: One 100+ degree day on my first tour in Iraq, and on a convoy one of my peers said, "Buffsoldier, you're good at making shit up. How would you describe this heat?" "I'm sweatin' like a Catholic Priest at a choir boys convention. The PFC driving the Humvee almost drove into a ditch.
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    Countryisms

    Buffsoldier replied to Buzzrock's topic in Lulz

    "Y'all could fuck up a steel ball with a rubber hammer."
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    Countryisms

    Buffsoldier replied to Buzzrock's topic in Lulz

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    There's a non-creepy exorcism?
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    Something something, Jimi Hendrix, something something.
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    Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber....
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    https://www.hotwicks.com/products/the-stripper-candle
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    That's me driving back down the hill from your mom's house.
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    Alternatively....
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    Countryisms

    Buffsoldier replied to Buzzrock's topic in Lulz

    You are just fucked up like a football bat. You woke up this morning and took a whole bottle of dumbass pills. That one there's my pet window licker. (Used to describe the dumbest soldier in the unit)
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    By definition aren't they all a box set?
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    Don't you judge me. I want to believe that each party planned to dress up in the costumes separately, and didn't coordinate together to make it happen.
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    I so desperately want to believe that this isn't staged. I want to.
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    But they have to sell the kits. Therefore there are 0 FUCKS given.
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    Someone needs to sync that up to "Billie Jean".
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    Divorce Lawyers.
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    Gettin' all Jim Kelly up in this bitch.

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