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Buffsoldier

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  1. Damn that's a wide spread on gas prices.
  2. Buffsoldier

    Countryisms

    Not quite a countryism, but the difference between a countryism and an Armyism is pretty slim: One 100+ degree day on my first tour in Iraq, and on a convoy one of my peers said, "Buffsoldier, you're good at making shit up. How would you describe this heat?" "I'm sweatin' like a Catholic Priest at a choir boys convention. The PFC driving the Humvee almost drove into a ditch.
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    Countryisms

    "Y'all could fuck up a steel ball with a rubber hammer."
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    Countryisms

  5. There's a non-creepy exorcism?
  6. Something something, Jimi Hendrix, something something.
  7. Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber....
  8. https://www.hotwicks.com/products/the-stripper-candle
  9. That's me driving back down the hill from your mom's house.
  10. Alternatively....
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    Countryisms

    You are just fucked up like a football bat. You woke up this morning and took a whole bottle of dumbass pills. That one there's my pet window licker. (Used to describe the dumbest soldier in the unit)
  12. By definition aren't they all a box set?
  13. Don't you judge me. I want to believe that each party planned to dress up in the costumes separately, and didn't coordinate together to make it happen.
  14. I so desperately want to believe that this isn't staged. I want to.
  15. But they have to sell the kits. Therefore there are 0 FUCKS given.
  16. Someone needs to sync that up to "Billie Jean".
  17. Divorce Lawyers.
  18. Gettin' all Jim Kelly up in this bitch.
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