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Buffsoldier

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  1. Hire this guy and do it on the cheap.
  2. 1. Change phone number to his. 2. Print out a few dozen (hundred) flyers. 3. Post all over town. 4. ????? 5. Profit.
  3. 99 times out of 100, I agree, but serious question: What if it's a Saturday during football season? I know several people who'd rather miss a pro game than miss a college one.
  4. "Whatcha doin' out yonder on the front porch Monika?" "Countin' the chickens in th' backyard, uncle-daddy."
  5. For my kid's last birthday (age 8 ) I rented a 2 hr block at the local ninja-warrior training facility. For that, the cake, the pizza, the sodas and the trainers to run the rug-rats around and get them good and exhausted and the tip for the trainers was $375.00. I didn't have to set up or clean up a goddamn thing. Only work I did was carrying the cake into the facility and carrying the presents out of it. Best $375 I have ever spent.
  6. Goddamn. I'd heard that story way long ago, and always passed it off as someone making something up. Fucking awesome that it really happened.
  7. CU - Arizona St. game a few years back. Halftime comes, and the band is doing it's usual piss-poor thing. Along with the flag team. I say flag TEAM because it wasn't all girls. One guy who was REALLY into his performance. A buddy of mine 2 seats down exclaims, in that voice that's loud enough to be saying "I don't give a shit what other people think", but not so loud as to be TRYING to attract attention: "Taking the 'L' out of 'flag'...." I couldn't stop laughing until 2 minutes into the 3rd quarter.
  8. Iron Man is a Fe male.
  9. Ask her when she thinks Kentucky is going to go for 2.
  10. Tucker narration: "....years later, just out of the blue, I wondered about the packages in the back of that bird. Wondered if the families that got that spice rack from Sharper Image saw all the bumps and dings on the box and got curious. Wondered if they really knew that that package went through in order for them to have their trinket. Always makes me laugh now. About the only thing about that day that makes me laugh, but still......" *fade out...and credits roll*
  11. This. I thought it was an unknown Frank Zappa or Warren Zevon lyric for a minute.
  12. *laughs in Coloradoan*
  13. ......about that shark outside La Grange(ville). And you know what I'm talkin' about......
  14. You should listen to him Flounder. He's pre-med.
  15. He spits hot fire!
  16. Fuck. Yes. Had a standup game literally given to us for the place we lived in the last 2 years of college. Used to set that up with about 500 credits at the beginning of the night of a party. "Wizard needs food...badly"
  17. humblebrag.
  18. Does anybody have that happen to them... Really?
  19. [No CR]The kind that trying to get ahead of the curve and doesn't want to pay $15/hr to someone that doesn't know how to make change to begin with.... [/No CR]
  20. So, about that......
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