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Buffsoldier

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  1. The oooooooooonly way to fly.
  2. After it crashes. (C'mon, this one was obvious.)
  3. ...and on that day, Bedouin sprang into existence.
  4. Your mom has a long snapper.
  5. I'm sure you could get a cup of hot fat and the head of Alfredo Garcia for that price.
  6. 'Bout goddamn time you showed back up. Excelsior, you beautiful man-slut, you.
  7. Yup, started getting some advisories about that one here in Colorado yesterday. You know it's gonna be good when the weather girl starts talking about a storm 4-5 days out as "an interesting" one. Should I mark myself as Safe on Facebook now, just to beat the crowd?
  8. Fruity pebbles, Boulder Co version.
  9. Link to this video pls? Kthnxbai.
  10. "Sir, are you aware your truck is exceeding county horsepower limits?"
  11. Before new gets rid of it, that dude needs to randomly move that painting about the house so that his wife sees it, and can't avoid seeing it. And he needs to post stories.
  12. Buffsoldier

    I Know Haiku

    Better things to do. Yet here I am, on this thread. Fuck. Can't get time back.
  13. While being pleasured by Kate Beckinsale and Sofia Vergara. Seriously though, I'd love to know that my death provided others the opportunity for life. Therefore this is the way I'd like to go. On my way to have my organs donated:
  14. Don't worry. You will. Meet me at HEB last Thursday and I'll tell you more.
  15. Betcha a large sum that it met every code for that municipality.
  16. Make sure you pass the word later...
  17. I'm sensing a logical disconnect here.
  18. "Authorities were unmooved by his pleas for leniency."
  19. "If da brakes don't stop it, something will."
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