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Buffsoldier

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  1. Man, you must be a blast at parties.
  2. Co-sign.
  3. So fucking stealing that.. .
  4. ...and yet, she's allowed to have a voice on the internet.
  5. Admittedly this kinda deserves tone. It's friggin' awesome, but deserves the tone.
  6. Pulse drivers. Those individuals who absolutely cannot hold the gas pedal steady while driving, and instead are constantly coming on and off the pedal. I'm on an Uber ride right now from Dulles into DC and this driver is no shit pumping the gas pedal at 30-45 rpm. I'm getting both whiplash and motion sickness....
  7. I trained your mom with a 5 lb hammer last night. While wearing a rubber.
  8. That alibi would never get off the ground.
  9. Motherfuckin' this. Even melted the cheese and toasted the bread without burning the dogshit out of it. I'd chomp the hell out of that.
  10. https://www.southwestaircommunity.com/t5/Southwest-Stories/Funny-Stuff/ba-p/4426 https://www.facebook.com/Funny-Stuff-They-Say-on-Southwest-Airlines-116128728397226/
  11. Wrong thread...
  12. Road rage, huh? Bet he left skid marks leaving the crime scene...
  13. Defeated/Undefeated
  14. How were things on your visit back to 1986?
  15. "Million to one shot, doc."
  16. Million to one shot, doc!
  17. You got a little redundant with the word "drunk".
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