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Buffsoldier
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Everything posted by Buffsoldier
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You are an unwashed savage who has no place in modern or polite society. Go back to your hovel.
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Just wait...
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Terrific. A six demon bag? Sensational.
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Hell, there's 536 of them living in one East Coast city alone.
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You kiddin'? Ima gameboy the shit out that. Can't store food in mugfuggin' fishtank.
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I've been around a lot of lumber. In fact I've given your mom quite a bit of wood lately. But I've never mistaken the smell of lumber, treated or untreated, for human, or even dog, shit.
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Woulda taken me 45 minutes to get up off the ground from laughing....
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You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
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I mean, if it was 2 bed, 2 bath at 1000 SF with a 4000 SF garage/shop......
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Speaking of 2020's: I don't know. I mean, I guess. It's certainly better looking than the Chev. Just doesn't wow me like it should. You can see all 58 spy shots here: http://www.trucktrend.com/news/1812-spied-2020-ram-heavy-duty-completely-uncovered/#photo-01
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You must've missed the word 'married'.
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In the immortal words: "I don't condone it. But I understand it."
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Boop. And would, the mom/teacher/ninja warrior academy instructor/whatever she is.
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Fucking Coke all over my keyboard at "I'm afraid you're too late, Batman."
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This is kinda more how I envisioned it.
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Whoever's been boinking mrs dixon every Christmas eve
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1. Go to her store, during business hours, while she is there. 2. Pull the clothes off of 20 or 30 hangers and drop them on the floor. Look her in the eye while you do so, and don't say a single word. 3. Leave with your hangers. 4. ? 5. Profit.
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Here is the point where you fucked up...
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Indeed. Blue Ball is quite tinny sounding. Intercourse, however, is rather woody....
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Damn dude. This ain't your POF thread.
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Felchville? Really? Damn. Guess it's real...
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"Do you want me to yell? Because I can...." Sometimes it's worth the 'tone'.
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I derive some level of satisfaction in this one....
