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Buffsoldier

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  1. You must've missed the word 'married'.
  2. In the immortal words: "I don't condone it. But I understand it."
  3. Boop. And would, the mom/teacher/ninja warrior academy instructor/whatever she is.
  4. Fucking Coke all over my keyboard at "I'm afraid you're too late, Batman."
  5. This is kinda more how I envisioned it.
  6. Whoever's been boinking mrs dixon every Christmas eve
  7. 1. Go to her store, during business hours, while she is there. 2. Pull the clothes off of 20 or 30 hangers and drop them on the floor. Look her in the eye while you do so, and don't say a single word. 3. Leave with your hangers. 4. ? 5. Profit.
  8. Here is the point where you fucked up...
  9. Indeed. Blue Ball is quite tinny sounding. Intercourse, however, is rather woody....
  10. Damn dude. This ain't your POF thread.
  11. Felchville? Really? Damn. Guess it's real...
  12. "Do you want me to yell? Because I can...." Sometimes it's worth the 'tone'.
  13. I derive some level of satisfaction in this one....
  14. I would have just started masturbating. You're assuming that he ever actually stopped.
  15. I agree. And I did have earbuds. But it wasn't enough to drown out the top of the lungs screaming that was going on. And there's just no fucking excuse for not making any attempt at trying to calm the child down. And even less excuse for leaving the used diaper there. Just lazy and disgusting.
  16. Have we mentioned people who let their kids scream uncontrollably on airplanes? And especially fathers who sit there ignoring it while wearing cancelling headphones? Because seriously fuck those people. And on exiting the airplane, I saw that the same parents left a used diaper sitting on the floor. The fucking useless sacks of shit.
  17. Christmas dinner? Tonight? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
  18. ....And then mix it with some sausage.
  19. Y'know, your Dad might be a PITA about it because he associates the ham, Christmas, and his wife all together as part of great memories of Christmas's past. And since his wife is gone and he misses her terribly, it's something he holds on to. And he may not be able or willing to express it. Not having the ham could be a stark and harsh reminder to him that it's another Christmas he can't have with his wife. I'd consider things from his point of view and make an allowance for the old codger. Or I could be full of shit. You know him better than I do...
  20. Buffsoldier

    Abcde

    Some of the twitter comments are freakin' gold:
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