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Buffsoldier

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  1. She's obviously working on her plans on how to get rid of you. Head on a swivel brother....
  2. In typing out the Serbian Flight attendants full name, this is one of the initial results: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vukelić_Vendi
  3. "Look, when I said you need to call a tow truck, what I meant was...."
  4. Really had a hankering for a Casio Men's Pro Trek PRW-2500T-7CR lately. My current cheap Casio is on the verge of dying (battery-wise). Think I'll wait 'til it kicks the bucket before I pull the trigger.
  5. I'm still giggling a little bit at the line when they were in the prison: "With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye."
  6. One foot on the floor to keep the room from spinning. Smarter than your average bear.
  7. Are you an Asian Design major? If so I can understand your fiance's hesitancy.
  8. "Bitch, no one in your family runs."
  9. Good luck with that. Seriously. Let us know how that goes. Seriously.
  10. By itself, this was chuckle inducing. Adding it KH's response took this one to 11.
  11. "Yeah, we're gonna need a wrecker out here...." "Aren't you in a wrecker?" . . . "Shut the fuck up...."
  12. Participants Cleveland Indians and Texas Rangers baseball clubs, several thousand inebriated attendees Yeah, that's not really specific enough.....
  13. And he flew this. Which honestly cannot get any more awesome:
  14. "Cops keep old guys from Wacken" Was that so hard?
  15. Training on how to be a Kansas football fan...
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