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  1. Buffsoldier
    Fuck it. Yes. Yes I do.
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  3. Buffsoldier
    Fixed
  4. Buffsoldier
    I think you should try this Canadian one I've heard of called "Caillou".
  5. Buffsoldier
    Because the NKOTB was swamped.
  6. Buffsoldier
    Gads. I could go for a fried spam sandwich right now. Light dollop of mustard and some fresh lettuce... So crisp, so tasty.
  7. Buffsoldier
    Imaginot that.
  8. Buffsoldier
    If someone hasn't started a GoFundMe page to address this, then it needs to happen now. I'll be damned if this fine gentleman runs out of whiskey and cigars on my watch.
  9. Buffsoldier
    It brings on many changes I can take or leave it if I please
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    Sunday night I was watching Tangled on the Disney Channel with my daughter. An Amber Alert came up on my phone. My daughter (age 7) asked what it was, and I told her as best I could what it was and what it meant. She, quite understandably, got scared because she thought that maybe there was someone out there that was going to try and take her too. She went so far as to ask if she could sleep in my bed that night because she didn't want anyone to take her from hers (probably a lot of playing Daddy's heartstrings there). After putting her to bed, I came back down and decided to finish the movie. At the part where Rapunzel was reunited with her parents, I saw the look on the King's (Dad's) face. I bawled like a baby for nearly 15 minutes.
  12. Buffsoldier
    That's a shitacular haiku.
  13. Buffsoldier
    Serious question, does this occur at the Masters as well? I haven't watched in the last 3-4 years, but it seems like Augusta National is the one place that wouldn't tolerate that asshattery.
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    About a year ago, I was on a flight where a family came on with a 1-2 month old. After they got they stuff stowed, the dad handed out about 30 bags full of candy, hershey's kisses, bite-size milky ways, etc. and each bag had a note in it explaining that it was the kid's first flight, asking that we please be patient, apologizing in advance if there was any crying and so on. Probably cost Mom-n-Dad about $25-$30 and a little time to put it all together. But the goodwill exhibited by doing so paid off in spades. Yep, the kid did cry, for about 5 minutes on takeoff and another 5 on landing, but nobody in legit earshot seemed to mind a bit. Just food for thought.
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  16. Buffsoldier
    I used to be damn selective about where and when I shit. I've now been to Iraq twice and Afghanistan once. I will now shit anywhere, at any time without a second thought. And often without a first thought.
  17. Buffsoldier
    O/U as to how many pieces douchecyclyist's collar bone is in? I'm saying 3.
  18. Buffsoldier
    Would you rather they cut the cheese?
  19. Buffsoldier
    ...and he's already sick of your shit.
  20. Buffsoldier
    Opening act on tour: The Meketrex Supplicants First hit single: Yes, have some
  21. Buffsoldier
    She was built when meat was cheap.
  22. Buffsoldier
    Seize This Honkus and the Flapping Laser Labias. Random thoughts that coalesced into a band name with my friends. We've even got a Facebook page.
  23. Buffsoldier
    *snicker*
  24. Buffsoldier
    So I recognize all but the motorcycle. Is it the one from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
  25. Buffsoldier
    He feels and interprets the bumps on Walts asshole?

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