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  1. Buffsoldier
    Legit LOL here.
  2. Buffsoldier
    Agreed. Cold breakfast tacos still equals breakfast tacos. Not sure how this makes anybody surly. Actually, I kinda get this. It's not the free food that's surlish. It's the execs acting like posers and trying to be the "cool parents being friends with their kids" that's bothersome.
  3. Buffsoldier
    That is awesome on so damn many levels....
  4. Buffsoldier
    "So, Clem, what did you learn?"
  5. Buffsoldier
    Seriously, that looks like bad jerky strips.
  6. Buffsoldier
    Fucked up like a football bat.
  7. Buffsoldier
    Boop.
  8. Buffsoldier
    Wow. That's literally the type of statement where one person then has to pack their bags and leave the house. Permanently.
  9. Buffsoldier
    Here is the precise moment where you fucked up.
  10. Buffsoldier
    "Gonna make like a hippie and roll this joint."
  11. Buffsoldier
    "Woke up in the mornin' and took a whole bottle of dumbass pills." "Harder than woodpecker lips." "Looks like a can of smashed assholes."
  12. Buffsoldier
    "Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice."
  13. Buffsoldier
    Start lifting weights.
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    Magna Carta?
  17. Buffsoldier
    Band name thread...
  18. Buffsoldier
    She must've been something before electricity (was installed in Russia).
  19. Buffsoldier
    Indeed.
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    Father's Day 2018

    Buffsoldier replied to Viper's topic in Lulz

    Gonna pick up my daughter from her mothers and do something she considers fun. Maybe a water park. Then somewhere I want to go for dinner, something lowkey, possibly Biker Jim's hotdogs downtown. I don't want any gifts, I don't want to do anything fancy. Just spend time with my daughter and see her be her.
  21. Buffsoldier
    You were just given license to not speak to her or listen to her for am indeterminate period of time. TAKE. THE. WIN.
  22. Buffsoldier
    A mooooving violation.
  23. Buffsoldier
    Your wife cleans? Fucking humblebrag.
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