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  1. Buffsoldier
    If you can fold a piece of paper 42 times, the thickness of the stack will reach from the earth to the moon.
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    Larry is my spirit animal.
  3. Buffsoldier
    Get your offer in quick. That particular market is on fire. It'll be a rock solid investment soon.
  4. Buffsoldier
    There is no way. No...way...that #9 is only $2. Move the decimal 6 or 7 spaces to the right.
  5. Buffsoldier
    "Yes, I can now your yard, for most reasonable price." And then this:
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    And the season started with a little kiss, like this
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    "Look, when I said to gun the engine...." "There I was, just shooting through traffic, when...." "I was proceeding along at a good clip, and then...." What else am I forgetting?
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    All too easy...
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    I could literally watch this awesomeness for days. For just a few moments this makes me not a cold hearted angry bastard.
  11. Buffsoldier
    There oughta be a law....
  12. Buffsoldier
    Would she give you this same courtesy? Answer honestly.
  13. Buffsoldier
    Their astronaut must be dizzy AF.
  14. Buffsoldier
    It's not 'baboon'. The preferred nomenclature is Okie.
  15. Buffsoldier
    Luc Besson. https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/story/french-director-luc-besson-accused-of-drugging-raping-actress/ar-AAxwjW2
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    Entirely on you, bubba. Seems to me like you should stick to laundry.
  17. Buffsoldier
    Holy Jesus. I have no fewer than 30 people staring at me in the Pittsburgh airport because I'm howling with laughter at that. I'm dead. Literal tears.
  18. Buffsoldier
    Parliament is a Whitman sock?
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    Every time, every-fucking-time, Chips O'Toole posts on this thread I have to steel myself for a moment before scrolling down.
  21. Buffsoldier
    Hanging curve. Left field bleachers.
  22. Buffsoldier
    Worked pretty well for this guy:
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    I have a 56% chance of surviving if I'm riding on the wing? Fuck me, why didn't someone tell me this before???? I know where I'm sitting next time.
  24. Buffsoldier
    That's a bad motherfucker all right. But best all time? I think Bodacious might have something to say about that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodacious_(bull)
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    As amusing as that is, it would actually be funnier if Revenge of the Sith weren't playing in the background.

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