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  1. Buffsoldier
    Why is it always the black car drivers that park like assholes.....? Also, nice job blacking out the license plates....
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  3. Buffsoldier
    Here is where you fucked up.
  4. Buffsoldier
    It wasn't a fluke, that's for sure.
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    There's nothing you can do to or for that fellow. Everything about that vehicle says: A)He/she does not give a single solitary fuck about what you think. B)There isn't a single solitary thing you can do to that vehicle that will make it worse. and C)S/He knows that both you and s/he know it. This is simply a situation where you have to sit back and admire the chutzpah and lack of give-a-fuck-edness.
  7. Buffsoldier
    More like the .410 wood.
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    Though thought to have small portions of hydrogen sulfide, recent studies reveal the planet is completely clouded by the chemical, making Uranus smell like rotten eggs. https://www.accuweather.com/en/videos/scientists-confirm-uranus-smells-like-rotten-eggs/y5nhc0zje62dorleahhurgganpwvljc
  10. Buffsoldier
    Fucking fabulous.
  11. Buffsoldier
    Beg pardon?
  12. Buffsoldier
    In fairness, based on recent events with this group, she's kinda right to be suspicious of a tow truck...
  13. Buffsoldier
    I cannot say with any certainty that I would have been able to resist snatching the phone out of her hands and throwing it in the fuckin' lake.
  14. Buffsoldier
    I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
  15. Buffsoldier
    A little more your speed?
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  17. Buffsoldier
    Cameraman's got a pretty big nutsack on him as well....
  18. Buffsoldier
    You came to the wrong hood motherfucker.
  19. Buffsoldier
    fixed
  20. Buffsoldier
    If your daughter is 5, this is pretty awesome. If she's 15....welllllll..... you might want to look into long term care.
  21. Buffsoldier
    #3 in the top row (pink pants, white polka dots) is game. Tally ho, bitches!
  22. Buffsoldier
    As fine a goodbye as any I could ever come up with:
  23. Buffsoldier
    Well fuck me. I guess Chesty Puller gave him permission. RIP, Gunny
  24. Buffsoldier
    It's the yeast you can do.
  25. Buffsoldier
    Lieutenant Jonathan James Kendrick.

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