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    It's not even Nov 1st yet and....
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    I can still remember the serial number of the weapon (M16A2 if you care) in Iraq. In 2003. Good ol' 1772908....
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    "Clark? Remember what the guy at Wally World said? Apparently he's got something else to tell us."
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    Bonus points if he'd have finished with, "...but that's not important right now. "
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    God, Jill St John was smoke....
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    Mother?
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    I wait 'til my GF's in the shower, then open the shower door and pee in the shower.
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    Put these 3 in their own fight club. Winner gets 1 yr suspended sentence. Losers have to move into an apartment in Dallas 1 floor above a cop.
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    Anchor. Scratched. You know the drill.
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    Thought you looked familiar...
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    Fixed
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    ...just to be the man who has a seat. right. ov-er. there. There's no teen whore. DA DA-DA DA-DA!
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    4) Trash
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    blah blah blah stumped pun. blah blah blah don't have a leg to stand on pun. blah blah blah coming up short pun. I know you assholes are warming up with those......... ....so I figured I'd cut you off at the knees.
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    Fixed.
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    So she's white in the middle?
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    A pic I snapped with the phone:
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    My 9 yr old was having a handful of Gummi Bears that I brought home from Germany 3 weeks ago as dessert. She put one on it's back, another standing next to it, and the rest in a semi circle around them. She then started chanting, "Om Nom, Shivai! Om Nom, Shivai!" Oh, God, everything hurts from laughing....

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