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Ojo Rojo

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  1. Stoops, Riles, Venables. They all choke on cock bigtime Get your horns up, yo!
  2. I am mystified by the Machete over Diaz and literally anyone over Chas lineups. However, it is hard to argue with the results. Between giant douche and turd sandwich, I pick Dusty.
  3. Texas - 42 BlowU - 24
  4. Of the many things I don't understand in this world, Cam Newton's fashion sense is near the top of the list.
  5. Yesterday wife went to the grocery store. When I heard the garage door open I went out to help carry stuff in the house. We had briefly discussed dinner plans earlier in the day. Me: So, do you want me to grill that chicken for dinner? Her: Oh! I put it in the freezer earlier! Me: Don't worry. I took it out. (Because we had discussed cooking it.) Her: Well, I bought these southwest salads at the grocery store... Me: Just yes or no, please. Do you want me to grill the chicken? Her: Tone.
  6. Ishtar is Britt Vulnerable's favorite movie.
  7. HHHNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!
  8. We're in. Fuck the haters and them kids.
  9. Not only are we a good team - good defense, playmakers all over the field on offense, depth - I haven't seen another dominant team in CFB this season. SC, Michigan, OSU, Georgia? They've all looked vulnerable. This might be the type of year where you don't need to be a god-like team to win it all.
  10. This ump is absolute trash.
  11. One. More. Win.
  12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Hhu-vswx0
  13. WTF is Framber doing?
  14. Winning in spite of ourselves. Dubon should replace Pena as our everyday SS.
  15. Could you tell your rape story again, but slowly this time? Seriously, if I was single I would have like 5 rules about who I would not stick my dick in: 1) men, 2) trannies, 3) women with HIV/AIDS, 4) women with BMI over 28, 5) sexual assault awareness speakers.
  16. How about don't try to date a sexual assault awareness speaker? What do you think is going to happen? How dumb can you be? I think it's probably wrong that he's getting terminated for cause over this, but he deserves it due to his utter stupidity.
  17. The announcers said last night (assuming they know wtf they are talking about) that a sweep by either team would not mathematically eliminate the swept team.
  18. When you shit your pants and say, "That's awesome!" all at the same time.
  19. Where was it written that the manager has sovereignty over the lineup card? That shit needs to go away. This has been the most up and down season I can remember. I saw Buster Olney compare it to one of the early 2000's Yankees teams, also trying to go back to back. The theory there is that it's harder to win consistently when you are expected to. So, basically, psychology is the reason. Maybe. As for Dusty and his seeming desire not to put our best 9 on the field every game - the only thing I can think of is that he's basically assuming we are going to make the playoffs no matter what because we are that good and he's sitting guys to give them more rest over the course of the season. Then he'll play the top 9 guys every day during the playoffs. Early in the season I could see him giving guys starts and reps to see where they were and to give them a chance to improve and prove themselves. The latter half of the season when we're in a dogfight for the division? Makes a lot less sense.
  20. Abreu would be my horse. But I'm not ready to give up on Pressly yet. We get McCullers and Garcia back next season. That makes for some really good pitching depth, assuming no other injuries. A couple of our current starters would likely improve our bullpen. We need to sign Tucker and Bregman to extensions this offseason, bigtime. Despite the up and down regular season, I'm expecting big things in the postseason. We've shown up against the good teams. That trend will continue in the playoffs where they are all good teams.
  21. Same. Pulled the kid out and they go to work cleaning him up and sewing up mom. I'm holding the baby in my arms next to the operating table when I hear this sound like, "glurp" and the nurses and doctors who were standing over my wife got wide eyes and they immediately escorted me out of the room. She had passed a HUGE blood clot and was still bleeding. She was pale as fuck and cold. Probably close to bleeding out. They had to insert a balloon to keep pressure on the inside of her uterus to stop it. Everything turned out okay. I was in Oaxaca in the mid 90's when the Chiapas rebels were fucking around. Two friends and I were going from Zipolite to Puerto Escondido by bus. We got pulled over by a couple of jeep loads of machine-gun wielding soldiers. Everyone filed off the bus and the soldiers got on and searched it. While we were standing in the ditch, wondering what the fuck was about to happen, I was calculating how fast I could make it into the woods. Fortunately, they didn't find the ounce of weed I had stashed in my friend's shoe on top of his duffel bag. They let us back on the bus and on our way without incident. I guess I've been through some shit.
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