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Ojo Rojo

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  1. Just curious, why the Ausmus hate?
  2. Hot damn! I'm using this for sure.
  3. I lost my cool over a longstanding issue in our marriage and told her it was over and wanted her out of the house - shit like that. I didn't handle it well and behaved badly. I admitted it and apologized for it. I thought it was over and done with. Apparently, "over and done with" is a foreign concept to women, or at least to my wife.
  4. Yes, but only because you offered the rights for $10,000. Just tell the guy, "No thanks, I like my fence the way it is."
  5. This was really fucking stupid.
  6. This could be a much longer story, but the short version is that my wife wanted to go to marriage counseling. I was suspicious because I thought things were going pretty well. I asked her why she wanted to go. She said, "To have someone available in case of a crisis." Okay, that's unlikely and kind of weird, but whatever. I agreed to go, though I was still suspicious that my wife actually did have a specific reason for wanting to go. I was suspicious because she does shit like that all the time - she is obviously upset about something and refuses to tell me what it is then I finally find out it's something I did like a month ago. Anyway, we're at the session yesterday - our second one - and lo and behold she brings up an episode we had 18 months ago and it was clear that was the thing she most wanted to address in counseling. Why not tell me that? Especially when I ask you specifically for the reason? Gotdamn I was so fucking pissed. I hate being ambushed like that. (Oh, and the icing on the cake is that the therapist is a fat, unattractive, unsophisticated man-hater who was openly hostile towards me. Good times.)
  7. *We're not gonna make it, are we Terminator gif*
  8. I only watched it once, and I'm old, but I don't understand anything that is going on here. What are those noises? Is she farting or queefing? Is a thirst trap like a trap for horny dudes?
  9. I did a lot of crazy shit in high school, but there was never a big bust. Never by the cops. My parents found out about a lot of the shit, but none of it was really criminal or too bad for them to care about too much. We lit the carpet in my uncle's hunting cabin on fire one night; that was probably the worst thing. Even he didn't really give a fuck about that. There is one story that makes me look kinda cool, though, so I'll tell it. We got out of school early one day for some reason and my grandparents' house was just down the street. They weren't home. I don't remember any of the details at all of how this happened, but I ended up at their house with two cute girls from my class, one of whom I had dated junior year. The three of us ended up in the back bedroom laying on the bed. We were fully clothed, mind you, and I had one girl on each side. They were laying their heads on my chest. We were just snuggling or whatever. I don't know if it was leading up to something. I honestly wasn't going for anything like that (though I don't know why). Right about then my mom walks into the room. She had come to my grandparents' house and come inside without me hearing. My mom just turned and walked away when she saw us. I jumped up and ran after her. I told her we weren't doing anything. All she said to me was, "This is NOT the way I like finding my son." I wonder what my dad thought when my mom told him the story.
  10. LOL. Something similar happened to me. Buddy and I attended a party together. He lived across the street from me and I gave him a ride home. We were both pretty drunk. I went inside my house and went to bed. I assumed my buddy walked across the street to his house. Turns out, he was on my back porch trying to get in my house. Apparently he banged on the door quite a bit before sitting in a chair by the door and falling asleep. It was pretty cold that night and he had on a jacket of mine that he borrowed. Sometime in the middle of the night he woke up and walked home. He told me the story the next afternoon when he walked over to return my jacket, which he had puked on during the night. Huh. Never knew that was a thing. Seems like a lot of work.
  11. Plastic knives and forks for the yard?
  12. Huh. Me too. And roach-killer guy.
  13. I bought my wife one and she lost it. True story. I agree that she fucked up either way, but in one scenario you just have an issue with the wife. In the other scenario, you have an issue with the wife AND the neighbor. Yeah, but I'm not trying to get any pussy from the neighbor dad.
  14. I'm getting better, but I'm a slow learner. The Lexapro helps. The bitch of it is, the less I GAF about shit like this, the more my wife accuses me of "not being present" and "not caring." *sigh*
  15. 13-1/2 years.
  16. That's gonna be a no from me dawg on signing Bauer. Juice ain't worth the squeeze. We have enough PR problems as it is.
  17. If she lied to me about sending the aggressive part of the text to fuck with me for doubting her I would actually give her a ton of credit for that. That's not what she was doing. And if she was, she really failed to read the room.
  18. She paraphrased the text after I asked her what she sent. I didn't see it. She offered to show it to me, but I was too pissed off at that point and told her I didn't want to see it. So I don't actually know if she sent the shitty part of the text or not. Either way, if she sent it or just told me she did, she done wrong.
  19. My oldest son and the neighbor kid have ongoing Nerf battles with some of the other kids in our neighborhood. They went over to one kid's house and saw his Nerf guns in the open garage. They thought it would be a good prank to take the guns and hide them around the corner outside of the garage and then do an attack. It would be a bloodbath where the other kids were scrambling to find their guns while getting Nerf blasted. Pretty good idea, if you ask me. Anyway, my wife got a text later that afternoon that said something along the lines of, "Tell your children never to go into my garage and take my children's things again." No name, no backstory, no nothing. We called my son in to question him about it. What happened? How did the parent get mom's phone number? He told us the story and fully admitted to going into the garage. He said that the kids' dad came outside and reamed them out and asked for his mother's phone number, which he gave him. My son is naive and doesn't know that it's not cool to go into people's garages without them knowing about it. So we talked to him about it and I think he got the message. Meanwhile, my wife is pissed off at this other parent and she starts an angry text back to them. I see this and tell her, "Please don't do that. Let me handle it." We had a short argument about it. I explained that even if our kid wasn't malicious, he did do something objectively wrong. I agreed the other parent didn't handle it well, but whatever. We can't control if other people want to be assholes. She insists on responding. While she's typing she's muttering that the kids from the other house are at our house all the time and in our garage, etc. I just told her, "I know you are going to fuck this up and create enemies unnecessarily." So now she's pissed off at me. She finishes her angry text and I ask her what she wrote. She says, "Hi, my name is Mrs. Ojo Rojo and my son's name is Ojo Rojo, Jr. I got your text and I am really sorry that our son went into your garage. We have talked to him and it won't happen again." I'm thinking, "Okay, that's pretty much what I would have said." She then continues, "And please tell your children to never come over to our house and play in our playhouse ever again." I just looked at her incredulously. "I knew it! Why did you write that? There was no reason to do that! I am so angry with you because you did that!" A few minutes later she says, "I didn't really write the part about them not coming over the playhouse again." What!? Then why the fuck would you tell me that!? You knew that would piss me off. Did you do it just to piss me off? Her response, "Well isn't that what you wanted to hear?" What? Which part? That you told the neighbors off like a bitch or that you really didn't? Are you really just trying to make me mad or are you just dumb? Now we are in a huge fight and I won't get laid until the end of the month.
  20. So, what, they are trying to burn it down? What is "it?" The GOP establishment? To what end?
  21. I haven't delved into this. What is the issue? Is McCarthy too moderate for the whackos or what's the deal?
  22. The fat model thing is supposed to have wider (SWIDT?) appeal because of this idea of inclusion, "being real" and whatnot. I understand what they are trying to do; I'm saying it doesn't work on me and I don't like it. FWIW, I don't like the fake airbrushed shit either.
  23. Call me sexist or a chauvinist or whatever, but this whole trend of the fat model doesn't work for me.
  24. How about do the best job possible to discover the truth, adhere to that and make the most rational decision possible based on it. Reveal that truth to the public and give the honest reasons for your decision. If people vilify you for that, fuck them. I'm so tired of the optics bullshit, guilty until proven innocent, every accusation is a death sentence state of our society.
  25. Tell me you don't know any heiresses without telling me you don't know any heiresses.
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