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Ojo Rojo

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  1. I came here to post this. Just unbelievable.
  2. My wife is a terrible driver. She's aggressive and takes many unnecessary risks. So I have to drive anywhere we go together. She's had to be the navigator. She could not be worse at it unless she tried, which she might be so that I don't drive all the time and make her feel bad about being a shitty driver. She does all of the above - can't work the map software on the phone, tells me to turn when I'm already right up on it with no time to check mirrors or brake safely, sending me somewhere in BFE because she's convinced the map on the phone is wrong. I beat my head against a wall for several years, convinced she would get better at it. She never did. That's when I decided to just do it all myself. This situation is sadly similar to our sex life.
  3. Wil Myers is available. Plays OF and 1B, career .771 OPS. Andrew Chafin, lefty reliever, also available. .283 ERA last season. Brad Hand too.
  4. Oops. Sorry. Fuck me.
  5. You don't part ways with your GM or your manager after you win a WS. Both guys will be back, and I'm fine with that. Click has yet to prove he can make the right moves on his own, but both he and Dusty did the most important thing they could do - not fuck up a good thing. I think we should bring back JV. I'd even give him a three-year deal to possibly lower the AAV. 3 for 85M? Keep him here while the window is open. If we re-sign JV then that makes Garcia or Urquidy tradeable for one of the other pieces we need. We need an upgrade at 1B and LF. We need a lefty reliever. We need a backup catcher. I don't think Lee is it. Honestly, we could do nothing over the winter and roll into spring training and opening day with just who we have now. Make extending Tuck and Yordan the priorities this offseason. Give Y. Diaz a shot at 1B. Give Meyers another shot at CF. We've got guys like Paredes and Martinez who can fill out the bullpen. Evaluate the deficiencies at the trade deadline and add the pieces you need to win it all.
  6. Houston Astros World Series Champions!!! Gentlemen, it's been an absolute pleasure all season long.
  7. We're going to steamroll tonight, so it doesn't matter. The Phils gave us their best shot and they are still down 3-2 with 2 games left at our house. For academic purposes, I think they still throw LMJ in game 7 with a very short leash. Everyone would be available out of the pen, including Javier. Would be interesting to see who would be the first one out. Would be situational, most likely. But would be cool to see Javier pitch again in this series.
  8. Offseason wish list: Re-sign JV. Trade Luis Garcia or Urquidy, preferrably Garcia, for position of need and/or prospects. Acquire lefty reliever, CF, 1B, C. Or, let Yainer Diaz and Pedro Leon test their skills in the show and then move at the deadline. Bring Maldy back? Bring Yuli back?
  9. What does it cost to go to MMP and watch the away game? Are concessions open? Anyone ever done it? Is it cool?
  10. HNNNGGG!!!
  11. Well, there's Pressly's signature 9th inning walk.
  12. 3 more outs motherfuckers.
  13. I'm not giving up. I just don't have a good feeling. Bad guys have all the momentum. All the pressure is on us.
  14. So we're doing this shit again? Getting '19 and '21 vibes.
  15. Looks like typical aggy shit to me. Matthew McTinypeen.
  16. I thought these were Phillies players from May.
  17. Ojo Rojo

    6 word stories

    Coroner's report: he died of gluttony.
  18. The older I get, the more I get hair in places I don't want it. Because of these, I am winning the war against ear hair. Cheap ass tweezers are frustrating as fuck.
  19. Sewn on buttons for shorts and pants. That thread weak AF. Always breaking off, even on good name brand clothing. Before anyone says anything, I am not fat.
  20. And old Meyers instead of new Meyers.
  21. Hmmm... Similar thing happened to me. I've been working late a lot lately. My wife was agitated about something. She never says anything; I can just tell. I figured it was because I was working so much and she has had to deal with our kids every night by herself. Stupidly, I finally ask her, "I know something is wrong. What is it?" Her answers are always like this: "It's just that you never..." "I just don't understand why you have to..." I'm not adding the tailing off where there were actual words. She doesn't complete the goddamned sentences. And then she gets pissed at me for not being more understanding. Anyway, I finally drag it out of her that I had turned Google locator off on my phone. I didn't even know I had it. I think she installed it or enabled it; she at least turned it on. I think I remember getting an email several months ago about it and I didn't recognize it so when it asked me if I wanted to turn it off I clicked yes. I just looked at her incredulously. "Do you think I'm cheating on you? Are you fucking serious? I don't have time for a fucking girlfriend! I'm working my fucking ass off and you're accusing me of fucking someone else?" I couldn't believe it. I handed her my phone and told her to put whatever locator bullshit she wanted on it.
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