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  1. Ojo Rojo
    My wife is always dressing our children inappropriately for the weather. I'll come downstairs, ready to take the kids to school and they'll be wearing shorts and t-shirts and it's 55 degrees outside. She just outright doesn't believe in rain jackets. I ask about warmer clothes and I get a glare because she takes it as a criticism (which it should be, but I withheld it and get blamed for it anyway). That's the way it is now. It used to be I'd look at how the kids were dressed and ask her, "Don't you know it's cold outside?" She acts like *knowing* the weather is akin to *predicting* the weather. I'm like, "Why don't you just open the fucking door and step outside? You know the weather changes in Texas all the time. There are some patterns." She acts like I'm asking the impossible.
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    Ha! Regular guys like most of us wouldn't do that, but gay men and uptight chicks actually do this.
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    Cross between Willem Dafoe and Stephen Dorff
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    Bold strategy, Cotton.
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    If I didn't live in Houston, where DJ Screw is a thing, I would never know what this meant.
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    It fixed the cable.
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    It was a sad day when the obese were allowed to come out of the closet.
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    Have I said how much I hate those videos?
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    When someone says, "It's not personal, it's business." First of all, you are not the Godfather or in the mafia. Second, why is taking things personally bad? If you do something to hurt or offend someone, they aren't supposed to take it personally, even if it is in a business context? Who made up these rules?
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    Murica!
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    He's gonna need pics of your wife to find out No need. Since he's me I already know what my wife looks like.
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    Am I the only one who found this video somewhat disappointing?
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    Oh God! He is me! And so are you! Is this whole message board just some manifestation of my multiple personality disorder? It's all so clear now!
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    Dawson's Creek for me.
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    No one should feel guilty about this. That was a great fucking show for a young boy. My favorite show as a kid. When it was cancelled I couldn't understand it. I was like, "What?! How could they get rid of literally the greatest TV show ever made?" Seeing clips now I understand how bad it actually was.
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    Hijole. It makes me feel more of a man to know I'm not alone.
  18. Ojo Rojo
    Looks like he might've gotten a little road rash on his lower back though.
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    Here, here. My wife is a personal trainer (no humblebrag) and owns a shitload of Lululemon clothing. She's encouraged me to get some of the men's stuff. I just tell her, "I don't wear Victoria's Secret shit either." Lululemon has clothes for chicks and gay men and preening douchebags. I'm none of those, ergo.
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    I love these. I think the guy directly behind and to the left is saying, "Look. Fucking idiot." The kid to the right in the blue shirt disapproves. It always pains me to see a twelve dollar beer going to waste too.
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    Are you me? Seriously, are you really me?
  22. Ojo Rojo
    Then who pays the taxes on the payment to pay the taxes?
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    Who pays the taxes on the tax payment?
  24. Ojo Rojo
    There's something about wives that simply does not allow them to consider conservation and economy.
  25. Ojo Rojo
    No, but your mom does/is.

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