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  1. Ojo Rojo
    Adding grapefruit to the grocery list...
  2. Ojo Rojo
    I hate to break it to you, but I think you married a tranny. My wife is the worst driver I know. Accelerates to red lights, pulls out less than 100ft. in front of people regularly, speeds. I have to be drunk to just sit there, otherwise my blood pressure redlines and I start gasping and yelling and shit. She denies she's a bad driver. And she always denies it with a smile, like she knows she is an aggressive driver, but that isn't a bad thing. It was a serious source of conflict in our marriage. She has conceded that I drive everywhere now anytime we are both in the car together. I don't ever get to take a nap or read in the car anymore, but at least my whole family and me are less likely to be killed.
  3. Ojo Rojo
    I didn't know there was a remake of The Three Faces of Eve.
  4. Ojo Rojo
    Wow.
  5. Ojo Rojo
    Cargo pants and cargo shorts are very utilitarian. It's just that they are completely out of style now. They've gone the way of jorts. Now if you wear them you are making a bad fashion statement. I still buy shorts with extra pockets, but the pockets are flat and sort of disguised. Win/win.
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    Yeah. I don't do things where the margin of error is zero. Not to mention I have dependents. Big nope bomb from me. This guy is going in my celebrity death pool too.
  7. Ojo Rojo
    Meth lab explosion, supposedly.
  8. Ojo Rojo
    I can't do the stretchy denim thing. I tried. I tried on a bunch of pairs that looked like jeans, but felt like thick loose running tights. Just couldn't do it. I finally just admitted to the sales clerk, "I'm just not ready for stretchy jeans." I'm still barely hanging in there style-wise, but I'm getting to the age where my clothing needs to be "age-appropriate" or it's just embarrassing. Some 40+ year old dudes can pull it off; I'm afraid not me.
  9. Ojo Rojo
    No, just regular old Caucasian.
  10. Ojo Rojo
    I'm not hip or cool and I'm pretty conservative when it comes to what I wear. But I have to admit that I got these sweatpants: I don't know if I'll ever wear them in public. I got them to wear around the house. But I do notice a lot of younger dudes wearing these everywhere.
  11. Ojo Rojo
    Wow. Never heard this. I am old and I am white.
  12. Ojo Rojo
    Rage. You'll be picking those off of all of the furniture and walls in your daughter's room for the next three years. Hate that shit.
  13. Ojo Rojo
    What's a red bone?
  14. Ojo Rojo
    In high school I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about an incident where this kid mooned him and spread his ass cheeks so he could see his asshole, except instead of asshole he said, "red eye." I thought that was funny as hell and I started saying 'red eye' a lot and explaining to people what it was. It became a nickname of mine. I converted it to Spanish for anonymity and because it rhymes.
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    In on both.

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