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Ojo Rojo

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  1. Ha! Regular guys like most of us wouldn't do that, but gay men and uptight chicks actually do this.
  2. Cross between Willem Dafoe and Stephen Dorff
  3. If I didn't live in Houston, where DJ Screw is a thing, I would never know what this meant.
  4. It fixed the cable.
  5. It was a sad day when the obese were allowed to come out of the closet.
  6. Have I said how much I hate those videos?
  7. When someone says, "It's not personal, it's business." First of all, you are not the Godfather or in the mafia. Second, why is taking things personally bad? If you do something to hurt or offend someone, they aren't supposed to take it personally, even if it is in a business context? Who made up these rules?
  8. Murica!
  9. He's gonna need pics of your wife to find out No need. Since he's me I already know what my wife looks like.
  10. Am I the only one who found this video somewhat disappointing?
  11. Oh God! He is me! And so are you! Is this whole message board just some manifestation of my multiple personality disorder? It's all so clear now!
  12. Dawson's Creek for me.
  13. No one should feel guilty about this. That was a great fucking show for a young boy. My favorite show as a kid. When it was cancelled I couldn't understand it. I was like, "What?! How could they get rid of literally the greatest TV show ever made?" Seeing clips now I understand how bad it actually was.
  14. Hijole. It makes me feel more of a man to know I'm not alone.
  15. Looks like he might've gotten a little road rash on his lower back though.
  16. Here, here. My wife is a personal trainer (no humblebrag) and owns a shitload of Lululemon clothing. She's encouraged me to get some of the men's stuff. I just tell her, "I don't wear Victoria's Secret shit either." Lululemon has clothes for chicks and gay men and preening douchebags. I'm none of those, ergo.
  17. I love these. I think the guy directly behind and to the left is saying, "Look. Fucking idiot." The kid to the right in the blue shirt disapproves. It always pains me to see a twelve dollar beer going to waste too.
  18. Are you me? Seriously, are you really me?
  19. Then who pays the taxes on the payment to pay the taxes?
  20. Who pays the taxes on the tax payment?
  21. There's something about wives that simply does not allow them to consider conservation and economy.
  22. No, but your mom does/is.
  23. Protip: Shave your armpits and taint so there's no hair to hold the moisture.
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