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Ojo Rojo

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  1. When someone says, "It's not personal, it's business." First of all, you are not the Godfather or in the mafia. Second, why is taking things personally bad? If you do something to hurt or offend someone, they aren't supposed to take it personally, even if it is in a business context? Who made up these rules?
  2. Murica!
  3. He's gonna need pics of your wife to find out No need. Since he's me I already know what my wife looks like.
  4. Am I the only one who found this video somewhat disappointing?
  5. Oh God! He is me! And so are you! Is this whole message board just some manifestation of my multiple personality disorder? It's all so clear now!
  6. Dawson's Creek for me.
  7. No one should feel guilty about this. That was a great fucking show for a young boy. My favorite show as a kid. When it was cancelled I couldn't understand it. I was like, "What?! How could they get rid of literally the greatest TV show ever made?" Seeing clips now I understand how bad it actually was.
  8. Hijole. It makes me feel more of a man to know I'm not alone.
  9. Looks like he might've gotten a little road rash on his lower back though.
  10. Here, here. My wife is a personal trainer (no humblebrag) and owns a shitload of Lululemon clothing. She's encouraged me to get some of the men's stuff. I just tell her, "I don't wear Victoria's Secret shit either." Lululemon has clothes for chicks and gay men and preening douchebags. I'm none of those, ergo.
  11. I love these. I think the guy directly behind and to the left is saying, "Look. Fucking idiot." The kid to the right in the blue shirt disapproves. It always pains me to see a twelve dollar beer going to waste too.
  12. Are you me? Seriously, are you really me?
  13. Then who pays the taxes on the payment to pay the taxes?
  14. Who pays the taxes on the tax payment?
  15. There's something about wives that simply does not allow them to consider conservation and economy.
  16. No, but your mom does/is.
  17. Protip: Shave your armpits and taint so there's no hair to hold the moisture.
  18. P. Terry's sucks ass.
  19. Or a dude.
  20. Adding grapefruit to the grocery list...
  21. I hate to break it to you, but I think you married a tranny. My wife is the worst driver I know. Accelerates to red lights, pulls out less than 100ft. in front of people regularly, speeds. I have to be drunk to just sit there, otherwise my blood pressure redlines and I start gasping and yelling and shit. She denies she's a bad driver. And she always denies it with a smile, like she knows she is an aggressive driver, but that isn't a bad thing. It was a serious source of conflict in our marriage. She has conceded that I drive everywhere now anytime we are both in the car together. I don't ever get to take a nap or read in the car anymore, but at least my whole family and me are less likely to be killed.
  22. I didn't know there was a remake of The Three Faces of Eve.
  23. Cargo pants and cargo shorts are very utilitarian. It's just that they are completely out of style now. They've gone the way of jorts. Now if you wear them you are making a bad fashion statement. I still buy shorts with extra pockets, but the pockets are flat and sort of disguised. Win/win.
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