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Ojo Rojo

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  1. Yeah. I don't do things where the margin of error is zero. Not to mention I have dependents. Big nope bomb from me. This guy is going in my celebrity death pool too.
  2. Meth lab explosion, supposedly.
  3. I can't do the stretchy denim thing. I tried. I tried on a bunch of pairs that looked like jeans, but felt like thick loose running tights. Just couldn't do it. I finally just admitted to the sales clerk, "I'm just not ready for stretchy jeans." I'm still barely hanging in there style-wise, but I'm getting to the age where my clothing needs to be "age-appropriate" or it's just embarrassing. Some 40+ year old dudes can pull it off; I'm afraid not me.
  4. No, just regular old Caucasian.
  5. I'm not hip or cool and I'm pretty conservative when it comes to what I wear. But I have to admit that I got these sweatpants: I don't know if I'll ever wear them in public. I got them to wear around the house. But I do notice a lot of younger dudes wearing these everywhere.
  6. Wow. Never heard this. I am old and I am white.
  7. Rage. You'll be picking those off of all of the furniture and walls in your daughter's room for the next three years. Hate that shit.
  8. What's a red bone?
  9. In high school I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about an incident where this kid mooned him and spread his ass cheeks so he could see his asshole, except instead of asshole he said, "red eye." I thought that was funny as hell and I started saying 'red eye' a lot and explaining to people what it was. It became a nickname of mine. I converted it to Spanish for anonymity and because it rhymes.
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