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Yeah I have all of my Nard Dog gifs locked and loaded for next year. There's like a 100% chance this one gets posted literally in the first game of the year:

Gundy out here playing 4D chess.

I've always thought it would be cool to make a prequel of Spy Game with Robert Redford's character as a younger man doing CIA spy shit at the height of the 1960s Cold War. Have him mixed in with Bay of Pigs and/or Cuban Missile Crisis stuff. Mirror the original showing how some older agent recruited and trained him like he did with the Brad Pitt character in the original. Would watch.

Jesus Christ what a fucking loser. I remember sometimes throwing my game console controller when I would really mad... when I was fucking 12.

So I was just going through some of my "best of" lists for each year in the last decade... as I was going through I noticed that my "Best of 2014" had like double the number of songs of every other year. Just looking at the list of albums that were released that year, 2014 absolutely slammed and went hard. My "best of" songs list had several other albums represented, but these were my favorite albums of that year and holy hell there were just tons of great ones: Spoon - They Want My Soul The War on Drugs - Lost in the Dream St. Vincent - St. Vincent Sturgill Simpson - Metamodern Sounds in Country Music Old 97's - Most Messed Up Angel Olsen - Burn Your Fire for No Witness The Black Keys - Turn Blue Beck - Morning Phase Courtney Barnett - The Double EP: A Sea of Split Peas Real Estate - Atlas Jenny Lewis - The Voyager What's your favorite music year of the past decade?

The story that I've been told, and I think has at least partially been reported elsewhere so I think it's probably at least close to true is: Sanders told Gundy shortly after the WVU game that he intended to transfer for his last year but still wanted to play in the bowl game. Gundy says OK we understand and that sounds good. Because Sanders says he's going to play in the bowl game, Gunnar Gundy goes ahead and gets surgery to repair some sort of nagging injury he's had most of the year; this will mean we'll go into bowl prep and the bowl game with only two QBs: Sanders and Rangle. When the bowl practices start, Sanders is a no-show and communicates (via Dunn) that he's decided he doesn't want to play in the bowl game after all because he wants to focus on finding his next landing spot (taking visits, etc.). Gunnar Gundy has already had his surgery so now we are down to one QB for bowl prep/bowl game. Fast forward a few weeks as bowl practice is winding down and apparently Sanders hasn't gotten the interest in the portal he thought he would and so inquires about coming back and playing in the bowl game after missing out on all of the bowl prep practices. Gundy says "thanks we're good." I don't know if it happened exactly beat-by-beat like this, but I do believe this is the gist of what happened. People were beating up Gundy like crazy for (allegedly) saying no when Sanders (allegedly) asked to come back, but given Sanders' behavior in the last part of the season, I honestly don't blame him. Remember there's another portal window coming up in May and Sanders may very well have re-entered at that point leaving us in a bigger lurch. Better to go out and get an experienced QB for next year who really wants to be here, versus dealing with Sanders being wishy-washy about the whole thing.

Yeah weird choice by him. I mean I get if there wasn't the interest that he thought there was going to be when he entered the portal... and if it's true that Mike Gundy said "Thanks. But no thanks" to him wanting to return, why don't you go somewhere where you are more or less guaranteed to start? Surely there is at least one other P5 program out there in need of an experienced starter who doesn't have a really good returning starter? Or even a high-level G5 program? His NFL dreams aren't going to be fulfilled by sitting on the bench for a year at Ole Miss. Maybe he'll supplant Dart as the starter there but I kind of doubt it. Dart is basically a younger, better version of Spencer Sanders.

LOL yeah. Also - I posted this way up-thread, but it's funny to me when people are like, "Finally a 'dark' Star Wars..!" Here's a few things that happened in literally the first Star Wars movie: The Empire pursues and kills nearly an entire ship of people because they suspect the ship may be carrying plans to the Death Star. They don't find the plans but go ahead and kidnap and hold a member of the Imperial Senate anyway. In the process of searching for the plans on Tatooine, they murder and entire tribe of Jawas and also two moisture farmers, none of which have any idea what the plans are or where they are. They brutally torture the kidnapped member of the Imperial Senate because they suspect she may be in league with the Rebel Alliance. When that doesn't work, they destroy her home planet, literally killing billions of people as an interrogation technique. They are attempting to destroy ANOTHER entire planet killing untold numbers as a counter-insurgency method.

Yeah you're gonna need the TK-421 if you want that bass.

I loved Night Court back in the day. The previews for this look like a typical awful multi-cam network show. It would have been cool to re-boot Night Court as like an edgy single-cam show on FX or something. This looks like hot garbage.

Let’s all have a chew…

We'll see. I've heard gloom-and-doom predictions many times over the years... typically happening when QB play slips. Then all of a sudden things are fine when the right QB is in place. Funny how that works. So, like I said... we'll see.

Oh come on. You think there's a single coach in college football who *likes* the portal? Building a roster with unpredictable high school kids is hard enough... now you have to deal with kids leaving on a whim every year for all kinds of reasons. I'm fine with the portal, but the idea that Gundy is some kind of dick because he doesn't like the fact that players (who they spent tons of resources recruiting and developing) can just walk at any time is stupid. I have to imagine it's especially annoying when Gundy and his staff go out of their way to identify and sign 2- and 3-star guys who don't have other solid P5 offers, develop them and then have to watch them walk after they show they can play.

Now where's that tool shed of yours...?

Are there any Paraguayans here?

Nothing yet; and the OSU twitter/message board hive mind is about to self-immolate about it.

I'm really looking forward to the "Fuck SEC refs" thread on this site here in a few years.

So you were violated by two people while you were under the gas…. So what? You’re single.

Fun trivia - the season/episodes when Bryan Cranston had the close-shaved head was from the time when he was shooting From the Earth to the Moon, in which he played Buzz Aldrin.

NewsRadio premiered with a short 7-episode season March 1995; its first full season was the fall/spring 1995-96 season and his appearance in "The Invitations" was in May 1996, so basically that same TV season. So it was already on the air, but hadn't been for very long at all, especially when you consider that they cast him and probably shot that scene when only a handful of NewsRadio episodes had even aired. P.S. NewsRadio was fucking awesome. One of my top 5 favorite shows from that era.

Winner. Close thread.

We're doomed I tell ya! Dooooooooomeeeddd!

Ah yeah opium. My bad. I should have known because one of my all-time favorite Peterman quotes (which I've probably posted in this thread 2-3 times already): "In a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I'm the one who sent him to Thailand in search of low-cost whistles, filled his head with pseudo-erotic tales of my own Opium excursions... Plus, I gave him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel."

Was just trying to think of all of Peterman's euphemisms for heroin: White lotus Shanghai Sally Yam-Yam I think there are some more but can't think of them right now... Yam-Yam is definitely my fav.

Not sure if serious. Making Texas play at Houston in their small stadium that will be 1/2 (at least) full of Longhorn fans doesn't seem like much of a "flex" to me. Seems like the flex move would be sending Texas both to Provo and either Cincy or UCF.