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Longhornfan1024

Certifiably Surly
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  1. So what are the best matches this weekend in other leagues? All I see of interest is Dortmund v Leipzig. Any good rivalry matches I'm unaware of? Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  2. I'm pretty sure you have to be at least 20% turtle to have the physical capacity to get the accent perfectly.
  3. It's an open records issue. The same thing would be true in Texas depending on the type of license the state entity has. Generally you can't just use an open records request to obtain copies of a third party's copyrighted work held by the state. You just get to view the copies. That's what they did here. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  4. Good. Fuck that traitor.
  5. I wonder who's more stupid: you or the person who wrote that article?
  6. Can y'all go ahead and fire Klopp so that Chelsea can hire him? Thanks.
  7. It's Russia. He gave Russia our intel on their nukes so they would know what we know. He's transparent in his tells and it's all in his tweet.
  8. Whole grain > dijon. Get some Tin whole grain and slather that shit on a bratwurst with sauteed onions and some kraut. Fucking glorious.
  9. I don't often put users on ignore, but when I do, it's ygifs.
  10. Wow. I click on this thread to see that slorch immediately slorch'd it with his idiocy. So I flip to the last post and in three pages we've moved on to arguing Puritans vs. Pilgrims. Good job, Surly. You've outdone yourselves.
  11. It should be a red (see, Mane kicking Ederson in the face), but it's the Premier League and it's Man City, so nothing.
  12. McTominay with three handballs in the box and var doesn't call for a pk. At this point why even have refs? They should just pull random fouls and calls out of a hat every 5 minutes. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  13. You sound like a miserable shit.
  14. Complains about every female character being the best at everything. Immediately names multiple female characters who weren't immediately the best at everything. Don't beat around the bush. If you don't like seeing a woman being better than a man at something, just say it.
  15. This just in: bald man doesn't think hair pulling is violent conduct.
  16. No, shit, you bald fuck. We all knew that already.
  17. Nah. They'll end up with Morata.
  18. So now pulling a guy back by his hair is fair game? Good to know and fuck Anthony Taylor. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  19. If they can't register him does that mean he doesn't get paid? Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  20. Just make sure to order it really loudly and say "I want that impossible sausage in my mouth" while making bj motions. And have someone film it for us.
  21. Not if it's Russia. He can just say he was handing off info to help them investigate Biden's corruption in Ukraine and his supporters will gladly eat up the obvious bullshit and smile.
  22. Anyone remember Surge?
  23. Goal of the weekend there already? Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
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