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Longhornfan1024

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  1. He might have more credibility of he also criticized the Koch brothers and Donald Trump for hiring undocumented workers.
  2. Fuck, Zouma is aweful. We need Rudiger and AC back badly. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  3. It's just Dr. Strange coming in from Titan. Nothing to worry about.
  4. So, I'm seeing tweets that Founders sold a 90% stake to Mahou San Miguel. The fuck?
  5. I missed who Arsenal and Man U drew.
  6. That's horrible.
  7. I don't do yoga, but I'm pretty sure that's not even a yoga pose. That's just hanging upside down.
  8. And absolutely nobody was surprised.
  9. Nice. I was completely expecting us to pull Real so that we would go up against Hazard.
  10. To be fair, you're a moron if you think that post is true.
  11. Yep. Don't want all those kids born because a GI knocked up a local to be considered citizens. They might add too much color to our country and may even vote Democrat. Gasp!
  12. So, yeah. My dad volunteered to be stationed overseas for two years to support his country. I was born during that time period. Under Trump's Administration his son would not have been born an American citizen. I thought Republicans loved our country and supported our troops. Just another shovel full to add to the huge pile of bullshit that's the Republican party's so called patriotism.
  13. So, somehow Kelee is older than his mom? Surly medical experts, how do you explain that?
  14. Wait . . . that's the actual language? I thought it was a joke making fun of how the city usually uses poorly worded proposals. It's like a Trump tweet that you think has to be fake and then ends up being real.
  15. It's in NOLA. I wonder why she wants to go there.
  16. All the silicone in Texas gets shipped to Dallas.
  17. I put on my rode and wizard hat.
  18. It makes me wonder how much of that is spent actually watching the programming and how much is olds, retirement homes, and mechanics just leaving that shit on all day in the background.
  19. Having spent significant time living in San Antonio, Austin, Dallas, and Houston, I can confidently say that they all have shitty traffic, a high number of shitty drivers, and other faults that every big city in the country has. But Dallas is the worst. The fucking worst.
  20. He also referred to us as a Burnt Orange Mos Eisley Cantina. That's . . . pretty spot on, actually.
  21. That fat bitch can suck on a cow's dong.
  22. It's because they're thin skinned little bitches. And that's not an insult, it's a fact.
  23. Fake poll, duh.
  24. Maybe EMAW should just stop posting ever.
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