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Longhornfan1024

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  1. White people. Turkleton is going full blown racist dog whistle with that one.
  2. Care to guess where he was planning to attend college?
  3. It's because he's been such a boon for Icono's stock investments. Oh, wait . . . .
  4. Kepa clearly needs to jerk off more so he can get stronger wrists.
  5. I'm not going to complain too much since I'm a Chelsea fan, but Matip cramping up is a perfectly good example of why having this game during the season is such a stupid idea. Go to overtime in a relatively meaningless game and one of your starters goes down with cramps, making him less successful in your meaningful game three days later.
  6. The line judge on Pool's side looks like she has some big tits.
  7. He will. There isn't much difference in finishing the misses he had the past two games and finishing the number of goals he's had during the past two seasons. He just needs to get more confidence in himself that he can do it at this level too.
  8. Tammy with the hustle play to win the pk and Jorginho with the ballsy goal. Nice.
  9. I missed almost all of the second half, but between this game and the last I have almost no confidence in Zouma. He's a mistake waiting to happen. We really need Rudiger back.
  10. Icono fully supports it.
  11. Our owner is a Russian oligarch. I'm pretty sure if he wants to bride someone he can and he knows exactly how to do it.
  12. Ironically, Vinnie Jones played for Chelsea.
  13. He's clearly fucking insane and Republicans are just like "welp, we got a tax cut that exploded the deficit, judges that undermine the legitimacy of the judiciary, and brown people are scare of being deported or killed. I'll call it a win."
  14. Welp, City doesn't get a transfer ban for doing the same thing for which Chelsea got a two window transfer ban. I guess we didn't grease the right palms.
  15. They were busy hanging out with Opus Dei.
  16. Only one of those three wins trophies. Plus Chelsea has Captain America. The choice should be clear.
  17. This is my take. We showed a lot of positives despite being down arguably our two most important defensive players (and two likely offensive starters). We hit the post twice and had other good opportunities whereas Man U just did a great job of finishing their chances. I'm looking forward to seeing what we can do with Kante and Rudiger back (Zouma was a huge liability). Hopefully Reece James can be an added defensive bonus over the course of the season and can eventually replace Azpi. I'm not ready to give up on top 4 just because of one away game against a top 6 squad. My expectation for the season was to be in a fight for the top 4 while our youth grows into form and Lampard gets his system into place. Nothing about the first game changes that expectation.
  18. We must live in the same neighborhood. Deer everywhere and dillos living under my neighbor's porch. Though I don't mind the deer. As for the dillos tearing up your yard, you probably have too many grubs.
  19. This coming from the party that spread antisemitic conspiracy theories about George Soros. Then they complain that posting completely factual information about donors is wrong.
  20. Lampard on Luiz: “David Luiz has obviously left and gone to Arsenal. We had some honest conversations over the last week because I know him well and the conclusion of that was he is gone. It’s an area of the pitch where we have competition. I don’t have number ones or twos. They have to fight for that shirt. I wish him the best because he has been a big part of our history. “There certainly wasn’t a strike or fallout so I want to make that clear straight away. I always expected honesty from a manager whatever the news and I think I got that back from David. The day David didn’t train was a decision that I made because it was clear the way we were going. I am very happy with the squad I have got now and my focus is working on that.” So yeah, Luiz wanted to be guaranteed a starting spot, which Lampard wouldn't do, so Luiz took his ball and went home.
  21. Sounds like Team Mitch Bitch is just whining that they aren't getting special treatment.
  22. Official per Arsenal's twitter:
  23. That's one of my favorite conservative moron arguments. "It's nice how the media is ignoring this event" while posting a link to the media reporting on the event. Okay, dumbass.
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