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BurdineBandit

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  1. He's monotone as fuck, which makes the mix come out weird as hell, he's not quite riding the beat either. He sounds like he's done it before, but not very good and not very long. He'd be a run of the mill performer at a typical SXSW open mic hip hop night, but, they don't have the brand he does. So I'm sure he'll get plenty of streams.
  2. "inability to adjust well" is such coded nonsense. He's been there two weeks, he has hardly gotten started adjusting. If it's something personal and not football related, just say he's stepping away. Then again these twitter accounts aren't actual reporters, so they can say whatever tf they want I guess. Technically Johntay also suffered from "an inability to adjust well" after 48 hours in Seattle. That's one way to frame it.
  3. I'm back on the bus. Took a year off out of frustration of watching Wolff, stars that seem like they don't care, a lot of lackadaisical play.... But if the FO cares enough to spend this much, I'll be back in.
  4. Jimmy Carter did what? Helped the poors? Kiss my ass, did he raise shareholder value and ensure corporate profits? Who gives a shit. Raise the flags for Dear Leader.
  5. Fucking thank you. The results of Sark's program turnaround can be studied on other threads on this board. You know, the ones where we discuss how many NFL players were going to have drafted over the past 2 years compared to the dearth of NFL talent we had with the last 2 coaches. But Quinn's fans are trying hard to write his legacy in stone. "The one who led us back to national prominence." Carried us. Willed us....... Nah. He'll be placed right where he belongs to me. Not close to VY or Colt, but battling somewhere between the 2nd tier of "Good" Longhorn quarterbacks. Not great.
  6. Just my 2 cents to throw into the void and hopefully never think about this game again: Sark blew our chances with that call. Absolutely. The offense pissed down its leg for an entire half once again, this defense carried the team all fucking night. Until..... 2 plays. The fucking screen, and the fucking 2-yard 4th down conversion. The pitch left will always be remembered by fans, but I'm not sure I'll ever forget 4th and 2 and Pete rolling with ONE defensive tackle, and WIDE OPEN A gap at the C/RG and only Morice Blackwell to protect it against a C, G and 230-lb Will Howard for about 10 yards of space. I have rarely seen that (NASCAR?) package all season, and as they trotted it out my head starting spinning immediately before the ball was snapped. You go three linemen when they only need 2 yards, and only one DT. From my vantage point in the corner of that endzone, the gap next to Broughton was fucking humongous, I couldn't believe it as the play started. Obviously they converted easily and should have had a touchdown. Maybe one of you knowledgable posters will do a deep dive and make me feel stupid for not understanding the package and intent, but at 4th and 2 I don't understand why you're not crowding the line of scrimmage and daring them to beat you deep. Give up a safety and go cover 1, but why tf would you not sell out on run and press the WRs? Take your chances with Howard beating you deep with pressure in his face. I just didn't understand it. Simmons was 1-on-1 with a guard and completely useless, Blackwell go swallowed up (Gbenda wasn't having enough of a game to be in I guess), Chip Kelly must have been salivating when he saw it. Obviously the toss is 10/10 on the WTF scale, but Pete's call there is 9/10. It came at an absolutely crucial time as we had all the momentum in the 2nd half and that's a fucking back-breaker if we stop them on 4th down there and FINALLY take the lead.
  7. Left an hour later than I wanted to buy I'm past Waco and ETA to tailgate is 2:45. Stress free drive and excited as shit. Roads are moving great.
  8. So he made a West Texas, 2024 "Killers of the Flower Moon". That would be hilarious if he rips that off.
  9. You mean Billy Bob's "oldest friend?" The one who a couple episodes ago was verbally raping him on the phone reminding him "who the boss is". Now that he's had a heart attack, they are actually truly buds in a chaotic west Texas setting. /s And why tf would the boyfriend say that to the girl he just banged. And how does he not know who the girl's mother is? Stupid ass shit. This show is so stupid................. yeah I'll be back next week. I got one more in me, fuck it.
  10. Castle has looked eerily similar to Pre-2024 Keldon for the past couple weeks. His shooting is abysmal and his drives seem only initiated to draw contact, with no real plan once he's in the paint. He started the year off much better but seems in a slump.
  11. Jokic ate Zach Collins alive last night. Save maybe 2 trips where Collins threw a punch back and scored using some nimbleness. I'm not scared of Jokic if Wemby is on him. I remember him blocking Jokic a few times last year too, and judging by that shitshow of a last shot, so does Joker. Wemby makes extraordinary players look mostly ordinary. While also hitting side-step threes and catching alleys off the backboard. It's just still insane and doesn't get tiring to marvel at.
  12. He's Peyton Hillis, but shorter and with a lot more visible CTE on the sidelines before he even gets into the league.
  13. He needed more urgency about getting 5-8 more yards there. Even giving up those 2 yards so Quinn could relocate the ball was stupid. That was not enough, and that "kicker range" line is fucking stupid if you've been watching this team and kicker all year.
  14. As soon as that play went play action I was PRAYING he didn't throw it deep. Throw a nice 7 yard route that you can. You've already under thrown 2 bad deep balls this game, WHY throw another? 3rd time's a charm.
  15. ESPN had a top 50 list of players in the playoffs last week. There were 6 QBs on it, and Quinn was not one of them. I'm not convinced on a couple of the guys like Allar, but Klubnik was definitely on it, and definitely played like he is who they say he is. And did it against the best defense in the country. What a long way from betting favorite to win the Heisman.
  16. I hate them all, but I especially hate this one. I fear no running QB unless they're Vince Young reincarnate. After we handled Jalen Milroe (in Saban's living room) last year, all fear of your mortal running QBs dissipated for me. This defense is built with tons of speed, everywhere. This year they proved it against guys like Diego Pavia & Marcel Reed. Everybody's Michael Vick until they have a pocket breaking down and try to "escape" with Anthony Hill or Collin Simmons beating them to their exit. Everybody's turning the corner on a zone read until they have Sorrell pushing them out of bounds for no gain. Fuck outta here.
  17. Taking a bit of profit at 4.48, and letting the rest ride to however high it will go. Not a bad 3x bump! Let's see where the rest is next year.
  18. I've walked past that porch so many times with students studying on those tables often. Incredibly lucky to have nobody there.
  19. Sling is also going up by $5.99 a month. Citing inflation in the notification email. Pass the inflation on to me, and throw a little extra inflation in there for yourselves. Fuck it.
  20. There was a play earlier in the season, maybe against Georgia 1, that seemed to be the exact same route, and EXACT same outcome, except with Ryan Wingo running it. I remember getting pissed that it wasn't a TD, but Wingo had the exact same reaction, turned inside for the ball, and wound up craning his head back to try and Willie Mays it, but ultimately just couldn't get to the spot where Quinn put it. IDK who's at fault, but I just thought I'd throw in that Moore isn't the only receiver to have trouble with this route, thrown by this QB, this year. Edit: different route. Was against OU. Wingo was outside receiver, breaks open in the 3rd quarter, 8:25 left, Quinn puts it towards the sideline/corner when Wingo is looking inside on a stutter-stepped fade route. Could not reach that corner and tried to adjust the same way Moore did.
  21. It's also important to mention that Auburn is no better than a coin flip on FGs outside 40 yards this year. So I don't know where this wishcasting that Auburn "should" have made both of those FGs is coming from. If he was Justin Tucker, sure he "should" be 6/6 because he was one of the best kickers in the country while he was in Austin. Auburn hasn't been one of the best kickers of shit while he's been here, and has regressed from the past three years from "serviceable" to "needs to be upgraded immediately." It didn't take this game for me to realize that, and I'm not sure where this 6/6 standard for Auburn is coming from. He is who he has been.
  22. This clip confirmed my feelings immediately after the pick that Quinn limp-dicked this throw. Half-assed it and then turned away from a hit that was still 2 steps away when he released the ball. I won't say it, but there are plenty others on this board who have pointed out this type of action from him. There are plenty of other NCAA QBs that step into that and at least put it there on time, because they're not scared of being hit. But as Sark says, sometimes it's just "bad luck".
  23. They're the methheads in the videos from Springfield, yapping away to cameras in front of their obviously meth-filled mobile home, blaming their lot in life on the immigrants that the plant manager from the town says are harder workers and more dependable than the methheads he used to have to hire. Nope, it's not the meth that's the problem, it's the immigrants that they swear somebody down the street saw eating cats. Or dogs. Or geese, or who knows what but they're immigrants and kick them out so we can become productive, sober members of society again. #Trump2028
  24. I was more worried last year than I'll be this year. Have 4-5 EDGE players that will be completely fine. DT is more of a question mark, but we had two guys transfer in this year that have given us the snaps and run protection we need, so I am confident in getting at least one next year too. Still got plenty of development guys waiting to get their moment to shine like January and Mitchell. Them playing more as the season progresses gives me hope that they'll be ready for big minutes next year.
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