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    I don't disagree with any post so far. I can see both sides. He was a bitch on the way out, but he'll never have to buy a beer around me. That said, I'm thankful that I'm not part of a fanbase that worships Barry Fucking Switzer.
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    Spent a year in Hearne one week. Ate at that diner quite a bit, because I was staying in the motel behind there. I think the railroad has some ownership of both, because those guys were everywhere. Loved it so much I haven't been back.
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    Two men enter. One man leaves.
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    This is true. Eye bleach recommended.
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    When I played Texas Industrial League, we had a 10hr limit. The local Air Force base had so many ringers, that they would sit a guy hitting a homer with less than two guys on base. Most had a last name with "ski" on the end. Apparently, the Polish are some country strong mf'ers.
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    Good luck! Hope things get better quickly.
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    Sometimes I take a break, eat a snack, and catch up on tapa. Since I caught one of your coccidiosis videos while in mid bite, I haven't eaten for three days.
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    Spoiler alert
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    Checking in

    Quasimofo replied to hpslugga's topic in Football

    Make sure your fingertip is off the IQ tester on back of your phone.
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    When you get through with those 10, could you mow mine too?
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    As I've said before, I'll buy a high school girls volleyball team. The rest I'll blow on something stupid.
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    In. The. World.
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    We waited for you, dude. We had to motor. We left a trail for you to follow. We were out of breadcrumbs.
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    Criminy! I shouldn't have zoomed in on that.
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    Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.
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    How hard is it to pull to the front gas pump? Two or three pumps open ahead of you. Maybe I'm too considerate for 2018. Being ex-military, I am very situationally-aware. I guess people do it without thinking.
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    That is what Marines call a "Dependapotamus"
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    WORLDTHTAR!
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    My granddaughter has Down Syndrome. She changed my life. There is not a mean bone in her body. Her mind just doesn't go there. She has a wonderful sense of humor. She can tease, and will giggle at the silliest things. She has taught me more about life and love that I ever thought possible. Now, when I see someone in public with DS, I have a huge smile on my face. We go to the State Fair on Texas/OU day every year, as I always go to the game. Some of you may have seen her there in her UT cheerleader outfit.
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    Yep. Exactly what I was thinking. I was about to post all that.
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    Never posted my doggo in the Old Country. 2yo Male Silver Lab. Fletch.
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    I was Tasmaniac, grendel, Roostaman... few others I won't mention because I plead da fif
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    One, or two chicks?
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    I'm in ranch law enforcement. I'm a cattle guard.

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