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    BOMChicka wowow
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    Me, in boot camp.
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    Tots and pears. Sorry for your loss.
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    J.T. Barrett. We never knew he was THIS bad at spelling.
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    My Mandarin is a little rusty, but I believe it was "Bwok bwok, chicken chicken Bwok bwok, chicken head"
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    I somehow left the tweet off my edit. I agree that it looks incomplete.
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    Sorry, not sure how to post the video. Vasher is from my area, played at WF Rider, so his stuff gets covered/retweeted. His Twitter today shows a still of him still in the air with the ball.
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    ...meaningless nouns Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around
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    Zach Smith cannot stop his Twitter insanity. I admit that I never paid tOSU that much attention before, but WOW. They are all over Brett McMurphy being "unemployed" and a "failed reporter" meanwhile, the psycho they are defending has "Coach" in his Twitter name. He is roid rage personified.
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    I feel your pain. I live near Burk.
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    Hey, we gotta live somewhere.
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    He's UnklFucker, except ousux form. He ain't like us, Machinator.
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    ou sux
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    Just enough to wet my beak.
  15. Quasimofo
    And the safe word isn't "meemaw"
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    Room right up front there, Javonne
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    Wait, how'd their message boards do that without flying a banner?
  18. Quasimofo
    Yeah, this dude is nowhere NEAR as entertaining. Dave South was the personification of aggy. Who wants to actually know what's happening in their games?
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    If I'm them, and picking from midget quarterbacks they've had, I'd take Jamelle Holieway, pre-injury.
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    That's usually some nervous, skinny guy with two colored shoes, frantically kicking into a net until the last minute. They kept showing him over there smiling and winking, then he trots out like Bear Jew coming out of a tunnel with a bat.
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    corps made him cut his hair
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    When did these guys turn into aggy with all the moral victories? You fucking lost. Be a grown-up.
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    If/when he fumbles, he'd better keep his hand out of this vise. He may come back with ALL of them broken.
  24. Quasimofo
    Dammit Burnt
  25. Quasimofo
    He needs to pick a team

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