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  1. Quasimofo
    While they're throwing ridiculous money at people, they should hire Thujone to do those.
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    This will justify them adding Woody Hayes National Championships.
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    Allan M. Hirsch
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    Methicans
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    I hear you brought your stinkin' old friend to my hangin
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    But that's the best part! Everytime he gets fired or access pulled, and we think the party's over, he just doubles down. "Best in the business" isn't even IN the business.
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    Cue "mom" jokes
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    Hamm has always been a bad ass
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    ...and the Dutch.
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    DP
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    I'll offer this one as a counterpoint
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    When even Derrick Foreman shuts you down on a chance to talk shit about Tom Herman, you are getting to the end of the line. Hamm goes INTO anything (employment, marriage, etc.) with his days numbered. If you are too weird and obnoxious even for aggy... DAMN!
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    So... seems he's available for that recruiting coordinator gig he's always after. And Brauninger better be careful. If Chef Hamm hits him up side the head with one of those ribs, he's a dead man. Be like getting hit with Thor's hammer.
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    Halloween suggestion
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    As miserable as book readers seem to be about everything, I'm glad I can't read. "Hold on a gotdamn minute! Forrest went to space with a monkey, and piss was floating around the capsule, and then so-and-so kicked the hubcap with the lugnuts over the cliff, and Forrest told him he was dumb but not stupid, and book Jenny did not seem like the 'as you wish' princess, but Cersei's Uncle Remus could sing AND dance, and the elf from the Hobbit could never be Tom Sawyer, and I'll never enjoy this show/movie/novella because it insults me."
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    We need to go back to our Shaggy Master Plan of hiring a Madden champ. Those guys hate to lose. Too soon?
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    But they are still racists.
  18. Quasimofo
    Strut your ass to the locker room
  19. Quasimofo
    Senator? You can have my answer now, if you like.
  20. Quasimofo
    Should have been in the post above!
  21. Quasimofo
    What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
  22. Quasimofo
    You leave my pricenis outta this.
  23. Quasimofo
    Future All-American, just like me. Coach woulda put me in 4th quarter, we'd have been state champions. No doubt.
  24. Quasimofo
    Maybe I'll eat YOUR cornbread. 5* bread
  25. Quasimofo
    A beer and a couple of hot dogs at the turn, and he'll get em on the back 9. Just needs a little swing lubricant

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