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Thetexashammer

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Everything posted by Thetexashammer

  1. I for one believe the world needs more Jordon Hudsons.
  2. What is this "surly logic" you speak of?
  3. That's not what irony means. #alanismorissette
  4. I don't think Bill is hurting for cash. She is in it for the long game. She's building a brand.
  5. Was that the lightning delay game?
  6. Do we have an RB who can do that? (Apologies for being an asshole) I'll answer my own question. James Simon does.
  7. Cialis works way better.
  8. Remember when Kanye wasn't a lunatic? Me neither.
  9. I am allowed to be bitter. I expect freedom and justice and the American Dream will be restored on Saturday at DKR.
  10. Perfect throw. Must be nice to have a QB who can do that.
  11. Everybody here would give her the best ten seconds of her life.
  12. I would like to take this time to congratulate State Farm. After hundreds of terrible and uncomfortable experiences, they finally produced a borderline funny ad, the Meghan Trainor thing. This was at least in the vicinity of something funny. I hope whomever was producing their earlier ads is fired and driven out of the industry forever.
  13. 10 second runoff is a bitch.
  14. TIL that the extremely hot blond in the Verizon ad is Lindsey Lohan.
  15. Fool tried to play without a helmet. Couldn't be more obvious.
  16. Wow. Highlight of the weekend.
  17. Is it fake? Got me.
  18. One thing Arch needs is some discretion in changing the playcall. The most grievous example was on the fourth down at the goal line. He should have been able to look across the field and either call timeout or change the play. If Sark isn't calling the plays that make him comfortable, then he needs to change the play. THis is also another way to knock down Sark's tendencies to call shitty plays. We've seen the tape, we know what he can do. With even an average game from Arch we would have won this handily. I am not worried at all. Love the "adopted" joke from Payton.
  19. Whatever number is set for Arch passing yards next week, take the over. Free fucking money.
  20. That was a touchdown the refs just stole from LSU.
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