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  1. Thetexashammer
    There's no way these FSU losers get in. They suck. Game over.
  2. Thetexashammer
    If the gloves don't fit, you must have big tits.
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    Alabama fans are really enjoying this. Fucking Nick Saban, he gets all the breaks.
  5. Thetexashammer
    After it ends 0-0 and realize nobody can score, they can settle it by throwing footballs into Dr. Pepper cans.
  6. Thetexashammer
    In 2007, Arkansas just went full time Wildcat with Darren McFadden, and they beat the 2007 MNC team LSU with that. That's where this ends up, forget the forward pass, just wildcat every down.
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    New band name?
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    If he doesn't, the game ends regular time 0-0.
  9. Thetexashammer
    Way ahead of you amigo.
  10. Thetexashammer
    Urban says "Texas is a no brainer". All the analysts are saying Texas is in. We are in.
  11. Thetexashammer
    FSU loss incoming.
  12. Thetexashammer
    You mean, like "prove you are better"? How would one even do that?
  13. Thetexashammer
    "The perfect balance of run and pass". STFU Asshole.
  14. Thetexashammer
    This is of course the correct answer. I also would have accepted "both".
  15. Thetexashammer
    Would you rather play Washington or Michigan?
  16. Thetexashammer
    So CBS is the Amber Heard of announcing sports?
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    We get ESPN?
  19. Thetexashammer
    Are we going to have to watch these losers call our games? They're pathetic. Can we not do something about this? The play by play moron says "they'll keep it on the ground" and 1/2 second later Milroe throws the ball. It's beyond embarrassing for the network and the announcers.
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    Not enough confetti.
  21. Thetexashammer
    Fans chanting SEC SEC SEC!!!! LOLOLO
  22. Thetexashammer
    The MOST important thing about being a caregiver is...............being super selfish. #themoreyouknow
  23. Thetexashammer
    Yay social media entrepreneur justice guy!!!!!
  24. Thetexashammer
    Arch should start. Derka, probably.
  25. Thetexashammer
    Baxter seems to have decided breaking tackles is fun.

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