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Thetexashammer

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  1. Jerry's been making me some money. Betting against Dallas of course.
  2. Not at all. Sark isn't going to let Mack spread his poison. He will use Mack for what Mack is good for and then shit him out like the turd that he is.
  3. He's a five star and a true freshman. That's pretty dramatic.
  4. You're wrong. Parker is Ed McCaffrey.
  5. I really liked his tape. Keeping in mind I know absolutely nothing about playing LB. However, he looked like one of those Patterson specials where you take a 3* and they sit on the bench for a while and then stroll casually onto to field as a junior playing like they were a 5*. Every time Parker makes a catch, you have to take a shot. When Arch throws a fade to the back corner for Parker everyone you grab the whisky bottle and finish it.
  6. https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/us-july-budget-deficit-20-year-year-despite-124588244 Probably not good for the money printing situation.
  7. I take it out of the box. That makes it easier to just open the valve right into my face hole.
  8. We were terrible and everybody wanted to fire PK. I 'member
  9. This is going to be the most epic man room ever. You have year round air conditioning and perfect isolation.
  10. Do you not like sausages in your mouth?
  11. gotdam I wish you were as clever as you think you are.
  12. I am having a watch party in my pants.
  13. You might also remember Glen Powell from his scene in Dark Knight Rises.
  14. Show me a loss bitches!!!!!!!!
  15. I keep seeing stuff about how Arch is overhyped. I never see the hype. I think the media skipped over the actual hype in order to try and dunk on each other.
  16. I really, really want a pepperoni pizza kolache now.
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