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Thetexashammer

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  1. They just beat us 24-10. I am sure I watched every second of the game, but I can't remember any of it. What went wrong? How did this evil happen?
  2. The dude is eleventy billion times more personable the Hillary ever was. Sadly, his brain is fried.
  3. Anywhere not named College Station is better than Ohio.
  4. We were ninth in the conference in sacks with 22, with Baylor leading at 43. We had ONE SACK against La Tech, five against Utah which is more in line with our talent. I mean I understand you have to balance attack versus contain, stop the run game etc., but so does every other team. We didn't produce results in Orlando's scheme, for whatever reason. Also, to state the obvious, players want playing time.
  5. I guess Brisket has lots of practice at proper blowjobs.
  6. Yes, but they are going around using their Royal titles to beg for voiceover jobs. Traditionally, the royalty looked down on "work". It's a philosophical thing. You can either be above it all, or down in the muck with the commoners. They've clearly chosen muck. Though at the same time, their decision is partly motivated by this cultural thing where people view themselves as "global citizens". Either way they're pointlessly shitting on their own family and tradition.
  7. He gone, for which I am infinitely grateful. So..........
  8. Being a fake Royal isn't for everyone, but they could've done a better job of hiding what shitty human beings they are.
  9. Don't expect "Fair and balanced" on MSNBC. Or judging by their years and years of dedication to a hoax, don't expect truth either. https://www.thedailybeast.com/msnbc-host-lawrence-odonnell-accuses-cnn-of-helping-trump-spread-lies
  10. So I made the Egg Cups. Did bacon and cheese and then feta with cranberry. Decided to do more. Did pesto, tomato sauce, curry, and the best one was goat cheese and smoked salmon. I'm fucking full. Salmon tasted best, pesto looked the coolest because it was green. Curry was good too.
  11. He's cultured, he makes yogurt from his vagina.
  12. Bro, that's bullshit. Let me tell you why. You are obviously an amazing cook. The shit you were doing down there was exactly what I've always thought should be done with BBQ. BBQ, by itself, is somewhat off putting to many people. Most places serve shitty sides because they can't cook. You're kinda the opposite of that. Your talent is masive, the food you put out is amazing. What you do is completely family friendly and marketable. You need an organization to scale, memorialize, and monetize your work. You are the back of the house, the talent. Don't quit. Save every scrap from Instagram, Daniel Vaughan, press clippings, etc. I know you feel like shit and want to quit. But is takes fifteen years to become an "overnight success". You need to know what the next step is. And that's scaling up. Prepare to market yourself and your product. You need capital to purchase a location with guaranteed traffic. What capital will want is a unique product to guarantee success and grow the business. You can give them that, and you'll get ownership. Being undercapitalized is a bitch, but even worse would be walking away from what you've learned. Take what you've done and leverage it, scale it up. That is the path to success.
  13. Call me crazy but it does seem like you could do both.
  14. Breaking news! Bob Dole is, I shit you not, still alive.
  15. If anything, he's Screamin A Smith. Dude never talks in a normal tone of voice.
  16. He's a talentless hack. He should fit in great at ESPN.
  17. It's always good practice to actually hand fly the first and last 30 seconds of any flight.
  18. We need to get back to beating them by 50 points year after year.
  19. MSNBC taking a piss on CNN's head. As I've said many times before, the issue isn't bias as much as accuracy. Everyone has a perspective, not everyone gets a pulitzer for covering up millions of deaths by starvation in the name of communism.
  20. I like to run. The iPos shuffle is awesome. I hate carrying my cell phone when running. I took my fucked up iPod to the Apple store and they told me they stopped making that shit years ago. Seriously, what idiot wants to carry a phone when they're running?
  21. He looked to be in the rotation. Sam liked him. Plenty of talent. With good coaching he'll be the #1 guy and a complete star. At 522 yards (on 32 receptions !!!!!!) he is the leading returing receiver. Your description is correctly applied to Epps. If he can get his head straight, he's a superstar. Jake Smith too. /sunshinepumpingforever
  22. Who are those people? You keep saying it's basic science. Basic science that is obvious and everyone agrees with. I am reposting a link to Wikipedia, which provides a different explanation for how the climate works. It is a complex system. If I had eons of data showing no correlation between CO2 and temperature, you're gonna need more that just "basic science". A tiny hint: it might involve an R^2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complex_system Basic science doesn't require computer models with terabytes of data. Basic science is right every time. Your friends in the movement, as I've posted above, are wrong more ofthen than they are right. Because.........................wait for it................................they aren't doing science. I'll patiently await your explanation for all those unforced errors. In the meantime, here's a piece from the far right BBC. https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-39054778 God forbid we understand that human nature plays a role in human decisions.
  23. What if I'm a european football fan?
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