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Thetexashammer

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  1. Guys, everything I said was complete bullshit. Can we still be bros? -CTJ, probably
  2. I just want to thank the referees from out game against the University of Houston. Without you guys, and your tremendous ball spotting skills, none of this could have happened. I want to thank Chris Tennant, the KSU kicker, for missing a point after and allowing us to win that game. I want to thank OU, for losing to Kansas, and then losing to the Cowboys. Love you so much, Brent!!! Thank you Aggies, for sucking so much. Your failures are a lesson to all of us about what not to do. But more than that, I want to thank all the little mistakes people made. The Iowa State gamblers, the Fighting Jimbo's who make recruiting easy, the Baylor Rapists, Auburn herpaderping to lose to Alabama. Thank you little people, thank you. Without your dumb mistakes none of this would have been possible.
  3. They just declared a game MVP, and I don't think I heard his name the entire game.
  4. So we play Washington in the Sugar Bowl.
  5. They needed a reason to put Bama in. FSU just gave them one.
  6. We are playing #2 Washington.
  7. There's no way these FSU losers get in. They suck. Game over.
  8. If the gloves don't fit, you must have big tits.
  9. Alabama fans are really enjoying this. Fucking Nick Saban, he gets all the breaks.
  10. After it ends 0-0 and realize nobody can score, they can settle it by throwing footballs into Dr. Pepper cans.
  11. In 2007, Arkansas just went full time Wildcat with Darren McFadden, and they beat the 2007 MNC team LSU with that. That's where this ends up, forget the forward pass, just wildcat every down.
  12. If he doesn't, the game ends regular time 0-0.
  13. Urban says "Texas is a no brainer". All the analysts are saying Texas is in. We are in.
  14. FSU loss incoming.
  15. You mean, like "prove you are better"? How would one even do that?
  16. "The perfect balance of run and pass". STFU Asshole.
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