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Thetexashammer

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  1. Apparently, Ardbeg is doing a bus tour which may or may not involve free booze. Gonna be in Dallas several days in the first week of December. https://ardbegescape.com/
  2. She's gonna commit suicide with two to the back of the head.
  3. Last time we went 6-6 we skipped a bowl.
  4. I may not have been entirely correct about this one. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. No mercy will be given, and none is expected.
  5. For what it's worth, I think the FOx show he's on sucks and he probably knows it too. He's completely wasted in that format. Urban talks in paragraphs, not soundbytes.
  6. Former Texas Football head coach.
  7. Where is CTJ? Probably busy taking a victory lap.
  8. OK, point of clarification, I attended Lamar and Lanier, I know the area well. I wasn't talking about rich people at all. More just middle class folks, even lower middle. People who have hope of moving up. If it's high school dropouts, I'd be surprised, but I was gone soon after he bought the Summit and I never attended, so maybe it is.
  9. Bottom line he's a symptom, not a cause. You take two seconds to think about theology, you know he's fake as fuck. Why is he given this lofty perch? In a normal country, he'd be selling used cars. Because we are morally decadent, we are late Imperial Rome.
  10. I like bust, but I prefer Urban.
  11. Disagree. Prosperity gospel appeals to those who have already succeeded. They have "education", they went to college and all that. Poor people don't buy that bullshit. It's not desperation, it's confirmation bias. To beat a dead horse, the meek will inherit the earth. Ask yourself, who are the modern Pharisees? Osteen is an obvious choice. But he's a symptom, not a cause.
  12. So, you love cock?
  13. I'm more interested in this game than I was the Texas game.
  14. Just bought the Aberlour 12 Double Cask. Fucking Christmas in a bottle. Wow.
  15. I don't know if this helps, but I would sex every single last one of them.
  16. We have all the resources to win, including a team that is as talented as any team we'll play. Urban would be a fool not to come here. Any coach would be a fool not to think you could win. It's the perfect set up.
  17. you didn't even call me.........
  18. Jizz. Oh wait I'm not an aggy.
  19. That's funny, I would cut off your dick, fingers, toes, arms, legs and torso too! We should totally party.
  20. Well he and Michelle did snort coke off a stripper, so he's a role model of a sort.
  21. Sam is better than Shane. The difference is coaching.
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