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Thetexashammer

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  1. Sam needs to learn when to check out of stupid play calls.
  2. A quid pro quo isn't illegal, it's an exchange. If I walk into a convenience store, and they give me two Monsters, I give then $4.31, that's a quid pro quo. Can someone show me where Trump said "give me an investigation and I'll give you your aid"? If you are claiming something is true, you need evidence. That's how evidence works. You can believe something is true and still admit there isn't evidence for it.
  3. I'll take your points one by one. 1 - This is an excellent argument. 2 - This is a delusion. We have a near transcript, it showed no exchange. 3 - It's like charging someone with murder but not having a body. You have no evidence the crime was committed. Whistleblowers do not get their identity protected. It's not a thing.
  4. Seriously. Not scared. Were the slightly less crippled team.
  5. Fat Pat isn't happy, but at least he's not sweaty.
  6. Even though this goes our way, I fucking hate these kinds of reviews.
  7. There was no quid pro quo. This is a factual matter. With the benefit of hindsight, we know that Ukraine got their aid but did not investigate Hunter Biden. Ergo, we know to a certainty there was no quid pro quo. All of this speculation people are engaging in is irrelevant.
  8. Red is because Horned Frogs can spit blood out of their eyes.
  9. OU Denied!!!!
  10. OU cheated?
  11. So, it turns out that if you don't let your QB get sacked 9 nine times, you can move the ball easily on their crap defense.
  12. Never be friends with your subordinates.
  13. No Maria Taylor?
  14. Gus just described La Grange as within the "Houston Area". Sure, just like Beaumont and Lufkin.
  15. TCU v Texas: The Offseason Begins TCU v Texas: Get Used To Disappointment
  16. They are terrible. We should win convincingly.
  17. The quality of their play is lamentable. Our victory is an ontologic certitude.
  18. There aren't many people who will fail to be impressed by the exotic mount you have in your game room and your stories about Africa. Even if it's a canned hunt, it's still one of the premier status symbols.
  19. If you ever get to visit the Texas Ranger museum in Waco, it seems to pretty much just document how they pretty much just went around beating on people with a blackjack and shooting them.
  20. No but for real. They are terrible. We should win convincingly.
  21. Before you go, read The Short Happy Life Of Francis Macomber by Hemingway. This is very important. You can fit three United States inside of Africa.
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