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    We shouldve gone for that.
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    Red is because Horned Frogs can spit blood out of their eyes.
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    OU Denied!!!!
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    OU cheated?
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    I'm getting my Fire Tom Herman memes ready.
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    So, it turns out that if you don't let your QB get sacked 9 nine times, you can move the ball easily on their crap defense.
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    Never be friends with your subordinates.
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    No Maria Taylor?
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    Gus just described La Grange as within the "Houston Area". Sure, just like Beaumont and Lufkin.
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    TCU v Texas: The Offseason Begins TCU v Texas: Get Used To Disappointment
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    They are terrible. We should win convincingly.
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    The quality of their play is lamentable. Our victory is an ontologic certitude.
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    There aren't many people who will fail to be impressed by the exotic mount you have in your game room and your stories about Africa. Even if it's a canned hunt, it's still one of the premier status symbols.
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    If you ever get to visit the Texas Ranger museum in Waco, it seems to pretty much just document how they pretty much just went around beating on people with a blackjack and shooting them.
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    No but for real. They are terrible. We should win convincingly.
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    Before you go, read The Short Happy Life Of Francis Macomber by Hemingway. This is very important. You can fit three United States inside of Africa.
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    Indeed it is.
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    No, they didn't.
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    Haha, I was outside as it passed by. Went back and power came back on, then I checked the alerts and saw a 20 minute old alert about the thing being at Love. Yeah, that was it. Lost power and cable for like ten minutes max. Going to be a lot of cleanup tomorrow but not for me. I had some shit to clean up last spring with that storm. Got a bunch of firewood from it. Found out we have those big sirens.
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    I guess you aren't too far from me. Just got back from Eatzi's and said "Were gonna lose power in a few minutes". I heard it pass through, saw some electrical shit going down in the vicinity of Love, and then heard the winds pick up. No joy, I think it went north. I had started to move inside anything that could get tossed around and then the winds died. They're saying it was in University Park and going 25mph east, but then it went up to Garland or some shit. They don't know what they're talking about. Then they said it crossed 635/Skilman. Are there two?
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    I like the old LL who posted tits a lot more.
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    Dicker just saved Herman's job.
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    We're doing quite a bit more bending that I am comfortable with.

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