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A-Tex Devil

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  1. We love our GLS. If you want smaller I am sure the other GL classes are comparable amenity wise.
  2. Title: Bumbling on Bumble Fade in: INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer are sitting at a booth when George walks in, looking defeated. GEORGE: (sighing) I’m done with women. They just don’t get me. JERRY: What happened now? GEORGE: (angrily) I’ve been using Bumble and no one will talk to me. I can’t even get a match. ELAINE: (surprised) Really? I thought you were such a catch. GEORGE: (deflated) Apparently not. KRAMER: (excitedly) That’s where I come in! I’m a master at getting matches on dating apps. GEORGE: (skeptical) Really? How? KRAMER: (winking) Let’s just say I know how to work the system. CUT TO: INT. MONK’S CAFE - LATER Kramer is giving George a crash course in online dating, including tips on how to take the perfect profile picture and craft the perfect message to get women to initiate the conversation. CUT TO: INT. MONK’S CAFE - LATER George is frantically checking his phone, but there’s still no match. GEORGE: (despondent) This isn’t working. KRAMER: (optimistically) Don’t worry, just give it some time. CUT TO: INT. MONK’S CAFE - LATER George finally gets a match and starts chatting with a woman named Sarah. He’s thrilled and eager to meet her in person. CUT TO: INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY George is waiting nervously for Sarah to arrive when Jerry walks in. JERRY: (surprised) What are you doing here? GEORGE: (excitedly) I’ve got a date! JERRY: (impressed) With who? GEORGE: (proudly) Sarah. Just then, Sarah walks in and approaches the table. SARAH: (smiling) Hi, I’m Sarah. GEORGE: (awkwardly) Hi, I’m George. Nice to meet you. SARAH: (surprised) Wait a minute, are you the “latex salesman” George? GEORGE: (flustered) What do you mean? SARAH: (laughing) I’ve heard so much about you. You’re a legend on Bumble. Jerry can’t help but burst out laughing. JERRY: (laughing) And you want to be my latex salesman! George’s face falls as he realizes he’s been the subject of a running joke on the dating app.
  3. Were Jennifer Lawrence, Hailee Steinfeld, Shailene Woodley and Chloe Grace-Moritz not available?
  4. I am stunned that wasn’t followed by a Karen rant given the look she’s shooting across the aisle.
  5. Yep. My bad.
  6. Was heading to Taco Deli this afternoon and all of Westlake Village still out. They have the H‑E‑B up and running but everything else closed. Sucks for those businesses. Matt’s will be extra crowded tonight with Lupe’s closed. Now it seems we are under a boil water notice. https://www.austintexas.gov/news/austin-water-issues-precautionary-citywide-boil-water-notice-mandatory-emergency-water-use-restrictions-are-issued
  7. Back up in Bee Cave Woods according to my neighbor and my Google Home app - One hour after I checked into hotel and got kids ready to go to sleep. I am going back to tee house up for the morning - run dishwasher, laundry, all that crap. But it may take me several hours to complete those tasks before I get back to the fam, the last couple of which will be at the Westin Bar.
  8. In Bee Cave Woods power is still out. Looks like they are working on it.
  9. God I hope during these sham investigations some folks just tells whoever is asking the questions to go get their shinebox. That $1.5b comment was prime grade a down the middle fastball beef. That dude wasn’t up to the task though. maybe they’ll put Kinzinger on the stand at some point.
  10. Out in 78746 (Austin city limits part) since 6:15. Some solace in that it will be 55 degrees tomorrow so even if power not back I can leave the house and get away from the family. This is apparently my fault because we are still in the generator waiting list.
  11. “Raccoon Road Rally" "Raccoon Road Rally" follows a group of scrappy raccoons as they compete in a illegal cross-country race, evading the authorities and outwitting their opponents. The race starts in Miami and ends in Los Angeles, taking racers through scenic routes and treacherous terrain. Voice actors: Alec Baldwin as the voice of the main raccoon protagonist Idris Elba as the voice of the rival raccoon Michael B. Jordan as the voice of the charismatic raccoon leader Awkwafina as the voice of the cunning raccoon strategist Thomas Haden Church as the voice of the ruthless raccoon kingpin who serves as the primary antagonist of the film, determined to win the race at any cost. With high-speed chases, unexpected twists and turns, and an all-star cast of voice actors, "Raccoon Road Rally" is sure to be a wild ride. The raccoons will have to outsmart and outmaneuver the raccoon kingpin and his criminal empire, who will stop at nothing to win the race and maintain their dominance over the underground racing world.
  12. Yes. Yes it is. I did one where the muppets were living in a mad max dystopia on a search for a treasure trove of Capn Crunch. The AI came up with the name of the big bad guarding the treasure as Cereal Killer.
  13. Probably better here than Movies/TV. I’ve been fucking around with ChatGPT and it’s pretty damn good at creating movie pitches. Here are two: ”Write a pitch for a movie about James Bond trying to outsmart Ethan Hunt and the mission impossible team who believes bond is a double agent for Russia” Write a pitch for a movie that is a noir thriller sequel to Stepbrothers
  14. As of right now, I wouldn’t trade Walker Kessler straight up for Gobert.
  15. It's really fun to have it tell stories in a certain style. Really good at that. We have a ton of fun with it with the kids. Also, ChatGPT is a C- rap lyricist as well, which is better than I thought it would have been. But it won't get mean and is incapable of being funny, which is too bad..... Staying on topic: "Write a rap song about the best way to overturn the Citizen's United Decision:" Verse 1: The Citizens United decision, it's got to go, It's time to take back control, Money in politics, it's not the way, We need to make our voices heard today Chorus: We need to organize, we need to mobilize, We need to make our voices heard, we need to realize, That the Citizens United decision, it's got to fall, We need to rise up, and give democracy a call Verse 2: We need to get educated, on the issue at hand, We need to understand, How money in politics, it's hurting us all, We need to rise up and make the call Chorus: We need to organize, we need to mobilize, We need to make our voices heard, we need to realize, That the Citizens United decision, it's got to fall, We need to rise up, and give democracy a call Verse 3: We need to vote, we need to speak, We need to let our representatives know, that this is not unique, We need to support candidates, that stand for reform, We need to end this, before it causes more harm Chorus: We need to organize, we need to mobilize, We need to make our voices heard, we need to realize, That the Citizens United decision, it's got to fall, We need to rise up, and give democracy a call Outro: So let's take action, let's make a change, Let's end the Citizens United decision, let's rearrange, Our democracy, it's worth fighting for, We need to rise up, and open the door.
  16. Right. Which is why I need one. I drive past Rollingwood PD every day on my way home, and now that temps are no longer on, I'm Thx. They recommend these two, but then they both have a ton of bad reviews. May be user error. I'll give the Platypus a shot.
  17. May not be best thread for this, but any recommendations for no drill front license plate mounts for Panamera? It’s unclear to me whether the two I’ve found (platypus and carbonio) will work with sensors, cameras etc. And they are expensive.
  18. Just watched it. It was dope. The deeper stuff is cool and all but it was flat out entertaining and unique on its own.
  19. I didn't play the game, but saw a side by side this morning of first episode compared to game. That shot of "Interstate 183" with the San Marcos and Austin signs is pulled straight from the game. So any inconsistencies with signage, etc. is just pulled from the game. But we didn't see them take a dump either, so you know.... unrealistic.
  20. Yeah. It was a mess. It was The Boys without superpowers fight Nazis. I’ll still watch this I think.
  21. Yeah so I watched it and it was fine, but… It seemed like every episode had scenes like: ”I need you to do this” “I can’t” ”But people are going to die” ”If I must…”
  22. A-Tex Devil

    USMNT 2023

    I don’t get the Haji Wright hate. He was bad when he came on against Iran. Totally get it. But he played well against England and has been having a really good year in a pretty good league. Yeah, there may be 3-4 strikers available better than him but he’s still under 25. If he gets a shot at Prem, bully for him. Brentford seems like a good spot.
  23. Agreed. And if ESPN could please hold off on the F1 races until I get to watch Drive to Survive, I'd appreciate it. And while we're at it, fucking news channels, please stop talking about the Idaho killer until we get the Dateline NBC episode, the podcast, and the Netflix series. I mean, spoilers, geez.
  24. I always wonder why refs don’t lose it more when ganged up on by players. I mean outside Latam/Eastern Europe lower divisions are the players really going to do anything? I think refs are judged by their ability to calmly walk away when ganged up on. My inclination would be to go MLB ump on them and say “get the fuck out of my face or get carded.” FIFA/UEFA don’t want that though. Frankly the weird gamesmanship in soccer always puzzles me. Hard foul. Ref starts walking toward it. Non-involved player of fouled teammate starts screaming, non-involved teammate of fouling player grabs shoulder of other guy and talks to him then talks to Ref. Somebody invariably puts hands together as if they are praying looking desperate. Third guy walks up to guy on other team and says something and the conversation is almost as if they are teammates. it’s always been weird to me and I wish they’d mic it up like the NFL.
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