Title: Bumbling on Bumble
Fade in:
INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer are sitting at a booth when George walks in, looking defeated.
GEORGE: (sighing) Iām done with women. They just donāt get me.
JERRY: What happened now?
GEORGE: (angrily) Iāve been using Bumble and no one will talk to me. I canāt even get a match.
ELAINE: (surprised) Really? I thought you were such a catch.
GEORGE: (deflated) Apparently not.
KRAMER: (excitedly) Thatās where I come in! Iām a master at getting matches on dating apps.
GEORGE: (skeptical) Really? How?
KRAMER: (winking) Letās just say I know how to work the system.
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INT. MONKāS CAFE - LATER
Kramer is giving George a crash course in online dating, including tips on how to take the perfect profile picture and craft the perfect message to get women to initiate the conversation.
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INT. MONKāS CAFE - LATER
George is frantically checking his phone, but thereās still no match.
GEORGE: (despondent) This isnāt working.
KRAMER: (optimistically) Donāt worry, just give it some time.
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INT. MONKāS CAFE - LATER
George finally gets a match and starts chatting with a woman named Sarah. Heās thrilled and eager to meet her in person.
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INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY
George is waiting nervously for Sarah to arrive when Jerry walks in.
JERRY: (surprised) What are you doing here?
GEORGE: (excitedly) Iāve got a date!
JERRY: (impressed) With who?
GEORGE: (proudly) Sarah.
Just then, Sarah walks in and approaches the table.
SARAH: (smiling) Hi, Iām Sarah.
GEORGE: (awkwardly) Hi, Iām George. Nice to meet you.
SARAH: (surprised) Wait a minute, are you the ālatex salesmanā George?
GEORGE: (flustered) What do you mean?
SARAH: (laughing) Iāve heard so much about you. Youāre a legend on Bumble.
Jerry canāt help but burst out laughing.
JERRY: (laughing) And you want to be my latex salesman!
Georgeās face falls as he realizes heās been the subject of a running joke on the dating app.