Everything posted by A-Tex Devil
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The Last of Us coming to HBO
The take the sniper out then become the sniper scene reminded me of GTA. Imagine that is probably straight out of the game, no?
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Air- the story of Nike's pursuit of MJ. Damon, Affleck, Viola Davis, Chris Tucker
Wasn’t Sonny Vaccaro kind of a piece of shit? Maybe I am remembering wrong. Not sure he needs a Rudy-ification.
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The Last of Us coming to HBO
Good for her and fuck the haters. She is awesome in Yellowjackets. Heavenly Creatures FTMFW
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
We love our GLS. If you want smaller I am sure the other GL classes are comparable amenity wise.
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Nothing Forever
Title: Bumbling on Bumble Fade in: INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer are sitting at a booth when George walks in, looking defeated. GEORGE: (sighing) I’m done with women. They just don’t get me. JERRY: What happened now? GEORGE: (angrily) I’ve been using Bumble and no one will talk to me. I can’t even get a match. ELAINE: (surprised) Really? I thought you were such a catch. GEORGE: (deflated) Apparently not. KRAMER: (excitedly) That’s where I come in! I’m a master at getting matches on dating apps. GEORGE: (skeptical) Really? How? KRAMER: (winking) Let’s just say I know how to work the system. CUT TO: INT. MONK’S CAFE - LATER Kramer is giving George a crash course in online dating, including tips on how to take the perfect profile picture and craft the perfect message to get women to initiate the conversation. CUT TO: INT. MONK’S CAFE - LATER George is frantically checking his phone, but there’s still no match. GEORGE: (despondent) This isn’t working. KRAMER: (optimistically) Don’t worry, just give it some time. CUT TO: INT. MONK’S CAFE - LATER George finally gets a match and starts chatting with a woman named Sarah. He’s thrilled and eager to meet her in person. CUT TO: INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY George is waiting nervously for Sarah to arrive when Jerry walks in. JERRY: (surprised) What are you doing here? GEORGE: (excitedly) I’ve got a date! JERRY: (impressed) With who? GEORGE: (proudly) Sarah. Just then, Sarah walks in and approaches the table. SARAH: (smiling) Hi, I’m Sarah. GEORGE: (awkwardly) Hi, I’m George. Nice to meet you. SARAH: (surprised) Wait a minute, are you the “latex salesman” George? GEORGE: (flustered) What do you mean? SARAH: (laughing) I’ve heard so much about you. You’re a legend on Bumble. Jerry can’t help but burst out laughing. JERRY: (laughing) And you want to be my latex salesman! George’s face falls as he realizes he’s been the subject of a running joke on the dating app.
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The Last of Us coming to HBO
Were Jennifer Lawrence, Hailee Steinfeld, Shailene Woodley and Chloe Grace-Moritz not available?
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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
I am stunned that wasn’t followed by a Karen rant given the look she’s shooting across the aisle.
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
Yep. My bad.
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
Was heading to Taco Deli this afternoon and all of Westlake Village still out. They have the H‑E‑B up and running but everything else closed. Sucks for those businesses. Matt’s will be extra crowded tonight with Lupe’s closed. Now it seems we are under a boil water notice. https://www.austintexas.gov/news/austin-water-issues-precautionary-citywide-boil-water-notice-mandatory-emergency-water-use-restrictions-are-issued
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Kyle Rittenhouse 2.0
- 2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
Back up in Bee Cave Woods according to my neighbor and my Google Home app - One hour after I checked into hotel and got kids ready to go to sleep. I am going back to tee house up for the morning - run dishwasher, laundry, all that crap. But it may take me several hours to complete those tasks before I get back to the fam, the last couple of which will be at the Westin Bar.- 2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
In Bee Cave Woods power is still out. Looks like they are working on it.- Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
God I hope during these sham investigations some folks just tells whoever is asking the questions to go get their shinebox. That $1.5b comment was prime grade a down the middle fastball beef. That dude wasn’t up to the task though. maybe they’ll put Kinzinger on the stand at some point.- 2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
Out in 78746 (Austin city limits part) since 6:15. Some solace in that it will be 55 degrees tomorrow so even if power not back I can leave the house and get away from the family. This is apparently my fault because we are still in the generator waiting list.- ChatGPT Movie Pitches
“Raccoon Road Rally" "Raccoon Road Rally" follows a group of scrappy raccoons as they compete in a illegal cross-country race, evading the authorities and outwitting their opponents. The race starts in Miami and ends in Los Angeles, taking racers through scenic routes and treacherous terrain. Voice actors: Alec Baldwin as the voice of the main raccoon protagonist Idris Elba as the voice of the rival raccoon Michael B. Jordan as the voice of the charismatic raccoon leader Awkwafina as the voice of the cunning raccoon strategist Thomas Haden Church as the voice of the ruthless raccoon kingpin who serves as the primary antagonist of the film, determined to win the race at any cost. With high-speed chases, unexpected twists and turns, and an all-star cast of voice actors, "Raccoon Road Rally" is sure to be a wild ride. The raccoons will have to outsmart and outmaneuver the raccoon kingpin and his criminal empire, who will stop at nothing to win the race and maintain their dominance over the underground racing world.- ChatGPT Movie Pitches
Yes. Yes it is. I did one where the muppets were living in a mad max dystopia on a search for a treasure trove of Capn Crunch. The AI came up with the name of the big bad guarding the treasure as Cereal Killer.- ChatGPT Movie Pitches
Probably better here than Movies/TV. I’ve been fucking around with ChatGPT and it’s pretty damn good at creating movie pitches. Here are two: ”Write a pitch for a movie about James Bond trying to outsmart Ethan Hunt and the mission impossible team who believes bond is a double agent for Russia” Write a pitch for a movie that is a noir thriller sequel to Stepbrothers- NBA 2022-2023 Season Thread
As of right now, I wouldn’t trade Walker Kessler straight up for Gobert.- ChatGpt writes American Policy
It's really fun to have it tell stories in a certain style. Really good at that. We have a ton of fun with it with the kids. Also, ChatGPT is a C- rap lyricist as well, which is better than I thought it would have been. But it won't get mean and is incapable of being funny, which is too bad..... Staying on topic: "Write a rap song about the best way to overturn the Citizen's United Decision:" Verse 1: The Citizens United decision, it's got to go, It's time to take back control, Money in politics, it's not the way, We need to make our voices heard today Chorus: We need to organize, we need to mobilize, We need to make our voices heard, we need to realize, That the Citizens United decision, it's got to fall, We need to rise up, and give democracy a call Verse 2: We need to get educated, on the issue at hand, We need to understand, How money in politics, it's hurting us all, We need to rise up and make the call Chorus: We need to organize, we need to mobilize, We need to make our voices heard, we need to realize, That the Citizens United decision, it's got to fall, We need to rise up, and give democracy a call Verse 3: We need to vote, we need to speak, We need to let our representatives know, that this is not unique, We need to support candidates, that stand for reform, We need to end this, before it causes more harm Chorus: We need to organize, we need to mobilize, We need to make our voices heard, we need to realize, That the Citizens United decision, it's got to fall, We need to rise up, and give democracy a call Outro: So let's take action, let's make a change, Let's end the Citizens United decision, let's rearrange, Our democracy, it's worth fighting for, We need to rise up, and open the door.- The New Car Fanatic Thread
Right. Which is why I need one. I drive past Rollingwood PD every day on my way home, and now that temps are no longer on, I'm Thx. They recommend these two, but then they both have a ton of bad reviews. May be user error. I'll give the Platypus a shot.- The New Car Fanatic Thread
May not be best thread for this, but any recommendations for no drill front license plate mounts for Panamera? It’s unclear to me whether the two I’ve found (platypus and carbonio) will work with sensors, cameras etc. And they are expensive.- NOPE - Jordan Peele, Horror, July 2022.
Just watched it. It was dope. The deeper stuff is cool and all but it was flat out entertaining and unique on its own.- The Last of Us coming to HBO
I didn't play the game, but saw a side by side this morning of first episode compared to game. That shot of "Interstate 183" with the San Marcos and Austin signs is pulled straight from the game. So any inconsistencies with signage, etc. is just pulled from the game. But we didn't see them take a dump either, so you know.... unrealistic.- hunters : the final season // amazon jan 13th
Yeah. It was a mess. It was The Boys without superpowers fight Nazis. I’ll still watch this I think.- Jack Ryan S3 (Dec 21, 2022)
Yeah so I watched it and it was fine, but… It seemed like every episode had scenes like: ”I need you to do this” “I can’t” ”But people are going to die” ”If I must…” - 2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
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